+//May Daily Chit-Chat\\+

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

I have reason to believe Santa is a terrorist. O.O

 

[husnain]

I have reason to believe Santa is a terrorist. O.O

:o what is the reason? xD

 

[Drummershuff]

And, why on earth do you think that?

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

Well, not exactly a terrorist. More like...working with George W.

-Santa can travel to every house in one night, so why drop off GIFTS? Why not medicine, or food?
-Santa beats his reindeer with a horse whip
-Santa steals cookies and milk



Three good reasons.

 

[Dawson]

-Why would kids want medicine or food on christmas when their parents provide that everyday of the week?
-So?
-Santa doesn't steal cookies and milk, they're left out for him to eat.

If he was a terrorist, why wouldn't he drop off bombs or anthrax packages?

 

[husnain]

Well, not exactly a terrorist. More like...working with George W.

-Santa can travel to every house in one night, so why drop off GIFTS? Why not medicine, or food?
-Santa beats his reindeer with a horse whip
-Santa steals cookies and milk



Three good reasons.

Quite reasonable :/ Now you made me beleive that santa is a terrorist too ;(

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

Dawson, the food and medicine are for people who cannot afford it. Duh. Santa could actually deliver that to people, free of charge.

 

[husnain]

Dawson, the food and medicine are for people who cannot afford it. Duh. Santa could actually deliver that to people, free of charge.

What he said. Well, it's obvious.

 

[Dawson]

Dawson, the food and medicine are for people who cannot afford it. Duh. Santa could actually deliver that to people, free of charge.

Except that Santa's elves make presents at the workshop in Lapland, not medicine or food.

...I honestly can't believe I'm debating whether Santa is a terrorist or not.

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

Conspiracy theories are a hobby of mine, and I hate Santa. So why not mix them?


Santa and his elves have magic powers, so why not make medicine and food instead? Cure world sickness AND hunger!

 

[Drummershuff]

Except that Santa's elves make presents at the workshop in Lapland, not medicine or food.

...I honestly can't believe I'm debating whether Santa is a terrorist or not.

Neither can I. Something I didn't expect people to be still discussing when I came back from dinner. o.o

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

Yeah, I quoted Dawson in my sig. I like that quote. ^_^

 

[Arcanine]

Kids now days, thinking Santa is a bad guy. I bet all of you didn't get what you asked for so now you're out to give Santa a bad name. XD

 

[Drummershuff]

Yes, it's a very interesting one. XD

edit: Yes. Andy. That's exactly what we're going to do. XD

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

I'm not out to give Santa a bad name, Andy! Eh...who am I kidding? Yes I am!

 

[Mystic]

Bah, I didn't think he was a bad guy when I was younger. Kids now-a-days.

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

I don't like the idea of a fat guy in a red suit coming down the chimney to eat the cookies that I made for him! He eats them ALL! He even drank the sour milk I put out for him last year, the greedy little...

 

[Drummershuff]

Bah, I didn't think he was a bad guy when I was younger. Kids now-a-days.

Yeah. Terrible aren't they? XD

Nice to see you back Mystic. You haven't been on for ages.

 

[Dawg 2005]

Bah, I didn't think he was a bad guy when I was younger. Kids now-a-days.

You sound like you're eighty-five saying it like that. XD

Santa isn't real, so I could care less. XD

Now if you're talking about Saint Nick...

 

[Drummershuff]

You don't know that Santa isn't real. I saw him Christmas Eve, so you lie. XD

Welcome back DAWG.