Meaningful Quotes

[TRIFORCE89]

During the course of the day I think of some odd little diddies, be it completely stupid or not. I like them and they stay in my head for a bit, but then I loose them. So, this is where I'll write 'em down, and hopefully you'll do the same with yours. They may be entertaining.

The alternative to dieting would be wearing larger clothing. You get the same effect.

Stupidity at it's finest. In reference to myself. XP


Ugh...I can't think of anymore at the moment.

 

[DragonTrainer]

"I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally"

"I swear to drunk I'm not god"

"I bet 10 dollars gambling isn't addictive"

 

[Shadow]

The strands of destiny weave only a web of death.

Now isn't this...ironic?

What's done is done.

In the depths, no one can hear you scream...well they can, but it's really muffled...

I'm always on the winning side.

Spider sense...tingling...

<< I do not play too much Warcraft.

 

[Anacortes]

"Love is idiotic...especially of your lover is 40 years older"
"I need to use the washroom, HURRY UP!"
"When your trying to hide, you're more likely to be found.."

 

[Castrainer]

"Im one of the 12,6% who doesnt believe in statitics..."

 

[Night]

"Ask questions first, get naked later."

 

[Castrainer]

"I have 7 problems: Im idiot, mean, and I dont know how to count"

"The Chicken and the Rooster are two Soul Mates"

 

[jasonresno]

Most of mine are from songs:

"you want apologies, girl you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever. the only thing you'll get is this curse on your lips "i hope they taste of me forever"" -fall out boy

"You could cut my throat, and with my one last dying breath...I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt"-Taking Back Sunday

"I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone"-Green Day

"played it quiet, left you deep in conversation.
I felt uncool and hung out around the kitchen.
I remember I kept thinking that I know you never would,
and now I know I want to kill you like only a best friend could."-Brand New

 

[Quast2]

Whenever someone asks me for a quote, I usually respond....

"I gotta run. I have *****es to bang and pizza to eat."

That's when you start getting quoted.

 

[Metal_Sonic]

the most reasonable quote I have ever heard was... " Ask 8-15 times if you want to get something."

 

[Miyu-chan]

"Before you start spending on other countries, take care of our own." - my classmate in my English class. xD;

 

[NiNGi]

"Omae no shi wa zettai da!" Kenshin xD!

"And that's how the human race ended..."

"Let him cut your skin, you cut his flesh. let him cut your flesh, you cut his bones. let him cut your bones, you cut off his life" ~O' Sensei Toshitsugu Takamatsu

nyah!

 

[Cool Cr@cker]

My best best Favourite Quote by Hannibal

"We shall either find a way or Make one"

~ CC

 

[Vermilion]

"Alcohol, the answer and cause of most of lifes problems"

 

[Lily]

Quite odd, yet let alone interesting. ^^

"To get through in life, you must learn how to lie successfully."

^ I love that one. =)

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

I don't normally pray Lord, but it's times like these that I pray: Save me Superman!
I don't believe in Jebus

Two of Homer Simpsons best quotes in my opinion at least XD

 

[Spectrum]

Basically, bad pickup lines? XD

"Hey baby, wanna buy me a drink?" XP

 

[Lil' Schu]

Here's a funny on from AFV:

Studies say people should read or excersise more instead of watching TV. Well, read my lips: Watch more TV!

 

[TRIFORCE89]

I don't normally pray Lord, but it's times like these that I pray: Save me Superman!
I don't believe in Jebus

Two of Homer Simpsons best quotes in my opinion at least XD

The best Homer Simpson quote has to be "Let's just say that on this day a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen."

I don't know why but that amuses me so.

People, I don't want quotes from TV and such. I want things you came up with.

"Isn't the word sweater kinda a turn off? Who wants to buy something that'll make them sweat?" ~ Me

 

[Kipkip]

"Knowledge is not how much you do know, knowledge is how much you do know when you don't know." -The Screen Savers
"There is no I in team. There also isn't a U in team either. So if you and I aren't in the team, THERE'S NOBODY IN THE TEAM! The team sucks"
"Linux doesn't have any Gates and doesn't charge anything on the Bill. Linux also ate an Apple once. It was Macintosh."