"Toto" - Africa
Real lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
What I heard: I miss the plains down in Africa
Real lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
What I heard: There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars cannot do
"Soul Man" - Blues Brothers
Real lyric: I'm a soul man
What I heard: I'm a snowman
"B.Y.O.B." - System of a Down
Real lyric: Why do they always send the poor?
What I heard: Why do they always teleport?
"Bennie and the Jets" - Elton John
Real lyric: She's got electric boots.
What I heard: She's got electric boobs.
"No Such Thing" - John Mayer
Real lyric: I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
What I heard: I just found out there's no such thing as a railroad
"All I Need is a Miracle" - Mike and the Mechanics
Real lyric: All I need is a miracle
What I heard: All I need is America
"Come to Me" - Goo Goo Dolls
Real lyric: Come to me, my sweetest friend
What I heard: Come to me, my Swedish friend
"Team Dark Theme/This Machine" - Sonic Heroes
Real lyric: Chaos control
What I heard: Basketball
"F.M." - Steely Dan
Real lyric: Play us some funked up music
What I heard: Play us some ****ed up music
"I Want a New Drug" - Huey Lewis and the News
Real lyric: I want a new drug
What I heard: I want a new truck
"Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" - Skrillex
Real lyric: Yes, oh my god!
What I heard: You *******, oh my god!
"Go Away" - 2NE1
Real lyric: I have no idea, since I don't speak Korean and I haven't looked up the English lyrics
What I heard: Beyonce (I'm assuming it's not correct, anyway)
"Johnny Tarr" - Gaelic Storm
Real lyric: He was a hard drinking son of a preacher, always at the bar
What I heard: He was a hard drinking son of a *****, always at the bar