Never Ending Cheat! [Now with 20% more Completion!]

[Skystrike]

Run onto the first route. Save, and then enter the most northeast patch of grass. You should get into a wild triple battle, and one of the Pokemon should be your starter, but shiny. You can throw a Pokeball, but only at the shiny starter. Catch the starter. Continue your adventure, uneventfully. Soon, you will realize that that starter is bad luck. Now you must...

 

[yaminokaabii]

...Make sure that the shiny starter is in your first slot, and battle a Trainer on the next route. Defeat his first five Pokemon, then catch his Ditto with a Master Ball. Also leave the court to judge whether or not this is legal. While that is going on, release your shiny starter, then battle it with your stolen Ditto. If you do not win this battle, you will be killed. Afterwards...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

If you died, your soul will go to the Pokemon Tower. Escape from your tomb and climb the first staircase you see. If you did so, you won't hear the actual Pokemon Tower soundtrack, but the title song from a TV show you absolutely hate. Go all the way to the top of the Pokemon Tower. There you'll see Mr Fuji. Talk to him, and he'll say...

 

[darkpokeball]

If you died, your soul will go to the Pokemon Tower. Escape from your tomb and climb the first staircase you see. If you did so, you won't hear the actual Pokemon Tower soundtrack, but the title song from a TV show you absolutely hate. Go all the way to the top of the Pokemon Tower. There you'll see Mr Fuji. Talk to him, and he'll say...

"Why did we build Gwen's face?"

Suddenly, the screen will turn green and six old men sprites will wak in, and do a strange dance, while the text box says the following:
"WE BUILT GWEN'S FACE."
Press L and R here, and suddenly, this will happen:
"AHHHHH YEAH!"
Then hold b and turn your volume off and on five times in two milliseconds. Then the text will say:
"Why...?"

The NPC's will all merge into a Gray Musharna, and suddenly the sprite of a head will appear next to it. The head will be gray however.

GRAY MUSHARNA: This is Gwen's Face! And I'll beat you with it!

The battle should start, and suddenly you should have all three starters. Send out the water one first, then switch to the fire, switch back to water, then switch to grass, all the while taking damage from Gwen's Face. Then, use any random attack as Snivy, and Gwen's Face will faint. The Gray Musharna will dissapear, and Mr. Fugi will hand you an escape rope. Use it and you'll end up in...

 

[yaminokaabii]

...a dark, twisted version of Spear Pillar, where you must battle Mesprit, Azelf, and Uxie in a triple battle with your starters. Concentrate all attacks on Mesprit, who, when killed, will reward all three starters with enough EXP to reach level 100. They will all evolve in the middle of the battle, but not learn any new moves. Azelf and Uxie will suddenly...

 

[darkpokeball]

merge and become Gwen's Face. Throw the DS down the toilet, flush three times, then cease playing pokemon for three years. Once three years have passed, buy a new DS, buy Pokemon Black/White(whatever game you started the cheat on) and there should be a file already saved. Hit continue, and you'll be in Lenora's Gym, but instead of Lenora, there is a Gray Musharna sprite.

Exit the gym, reenter and walk right up to the Gray Musharna. Then hold R, and the Musharna will ....