NEVER ENDING [fake] CHEAT TO GET MEW

[Mika]

THIS CHEAT WILL NOT by any means give you a MEW in D/P/PT. Sorry, no cigar. This will however, entertain certain people for the next several hours. I'll start us off. Give us a line or two to add on. o3o REMEMBER. It CANNOT end. NO MATTER WHAT. I did this like two years ago. good heafens I was a newb back then AND STUFF so I'm reviving it with mew this time for lawls and laughter.

Have fun, remember all the rules blah blah blah.

First, one needs to capture a level 100 Bibarel and beat it furiously until it submits to the will of the Master.
Then you must stuff your socks into your ear.
Then, find Missingo. You can find it by finding and slapping every baby in Sinnoh. This causes Missingo to battle you.

 

[BeachBoy]

Once encountered, turn off your game 3 seconds into the battle then turn it back on.

 

[Zet]

Then you should encounter missingo straight away and battle it again

 

[Donnie]

Then, you must run away from the MissingNo.

 

[Mika]

After Releasing it, you must find and capture a green zubat while looking honestly for a Gible.

 

[BeachBoy]

After the capture, go to train it to level 69 and buy the matching amount of air mail.

 

[Mika]

After this occurs, you must poke a slowpoke in the casino and win 100 dollars.

 

[bit.trip void]

Then you must use the Slowpoke to hatch a Mika, and train it until its level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!

 

[Mika]

When it is over 9000, it will turn into a pichu

 

[BeachBoy]

in this case, fly to the city that's three cities away

 

[bit.trip void]

Use the Rare wild Beach Girl in battle, to fight the Pichu.

 

[LordBlumiere]

The Pichu can only be caught by the rare Mistress Ball, which can be found at...

 

[Q-Bone]

The strip club in Pallet Town.

 

[Turke]

...and while at this strip club, you must put a dip of copenhagen in your mouth and spit in all the girls' cleavage,then leave and go cuss Prof. Oak out for not giving you the starter you really wanted, a Blowupdollasaur.....

 

[Starsky]

With a hat in its mouth and which can transform into a MissingNo

 

[Turke]

and you have to battle your own pokemon with a rock and some string

 

[ShadowGirl09]

And then you throw a Jynx at your Rival.

 

[Subsmash]

After you throw Jynx, take your rival to the top of Mt. Coronet and....

 

[Anxiety.]

Push him into Dialga, which will then turn into Palkia, and open the 83,453,581,285th dimension...

 

[bit.trip void]

And Master Roshi will come out and go onomomomomom. You will...