No, you didn't Officer. I don't even have a bike. You couldn't have possibly seen me. Um, I know it's none of my business, but you might want to throw away that weird, glowing ice cream cone in your hand, Officer Jenny. I heard that people get sick, and see strange, trippy things that aren't really there, if they eat too much ice cream around here. It might be just a rumor though...
Hey, why is your hoothoot white with black spots like a snowy owl? All hoothoots are brown, unless shiny-- in which case they will be gold. We don't look kindly on color palette randomizers here, because that's hacking! If you painted your hoothoot then that is even worse, this isn't Neopets! You could make your Pokemon sick covering it in chemicals like that. Explain, why that hoothoot is white immediately?!!