Out-of-context quotes

[Lavender]

"That's right! It's me! Your one! Your only! The most loved in the Termite Kingdom!"

 

[saniachan]

"That's OK. Some of the rumors may be true, but they don't tell the whole story. That crazy, violent girl isn't who I am. Anyway, class is about to start. See ya!"

 

[ReKoil]

"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."

 

[Lavender]

"which way is east?"

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

"Who needs a map?"

 

[ReKoil]

"I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"

 

[Lavender]

"Here. You've never tasted a dish of this caliber, I'm sure."

 

[Mahian23]

"The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along."

 

[ReKoil]

"Don't make me crap on the floor, and make you clean it up."

 

[Lavender]

"I dug a hole to take a nap in! And monsters can't see you if you can't see them, you know?"

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day."

 

[ReKoil]

"I can save the universe with a kettle and some string and look at me! I'm wearing a vegetable!"

 

[Lavender]

"wanna go shake down this walmart for there guinea pig food?"

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

"That was a 70-inch, plasma-screen TV... (DEEP inhale) So, how can I help you?"

 

[ReKoil]

"If I'm ever in need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll be the first to know."

 

[Lavender]

"I wake up, pretend to brush my teeth, and I walk out only for a angry flightless bird to ruin my day"

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

"You just blew millions of Uncle Sam's dollars out of your butt!"

 

[Lavender]

"Heh heh heh heh heh. Some warrior. Now stand back. This boy's goin' into orbit!"

 

[ReKoil]

"You want me to take a knife FROM a gunfight?"

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

"The door is open! Let's go!"