Pair Me, Get $5: Details Inside

[bgt]

That's right folks. If you act now and pair the delicious bgtrap, you get $5.

But if you act fast, we'll double your order for only $19.99. Here's how to order.

 

[Sublime]

It's obviously a scam. They'll say they're sending me bgt, but they'll send me something defective. Like Nica.

 

[Gerri Shin]

this reminded me of Billy Mays... *gives moment of silence for fallen sales comrade*

well now what's all this then? A scam you say, well I never...

 

[Eucliffe]

This sounds too perfect to be true. Means there have to be drawbacks :| What those drawbacks are, I don't know.

And I'm not spending all that money just to get a bgt full of drawbacks. Now my foolish alt., on the other hand...

 

[Hiidoran]

I... I would take Bridget up on that offer, but I'm afraid Gummy is all I can think of at the moment.

 

[digi-kun]

What do we get for making a three-way, four-way, etc.

Also, do we have to refund you for one-night stands?

 

[Gummy]

I... I would take Bridget up on that offer, but I'm afraid Gummy is all I can think of at the moment.

I charge twice as much as bgt.

 

[.inLOVE]

I get the triple offer.

 

[Azonic]

Is it too late to order...