OK, so a haxx0r, kidnaps the head of PC and threatens to kill him if he doesn't take it down. So we have to save the day by battling the hacker, or something. But of course, our Pokemon suck since we ARE sitting on the computer all day instead of training our Pokemon. The hacker gives us two weeks to come in and battle him for PC, but of course, he has legendary Pokemon and crap, and we get our asses handed to us. Then he shuts down PC, and we're all sad.
But then, we see the same guy on the news, arrested for hacking into the CIA. We get the CIA on our side, and try and get him to fix PC, but he won't. Ash Ketchum comes in and challenges him to a battle, losing, and getting his Pikachu killed. No, not fainted. Killed. Ash goes emo and runs away like a sissy girl, while the hacker breaks out of prison.
This turns into a chase scene, as we get into a super fast car, in hot pursuit of the hacker. He drives like a maniac, crashing many cars, and shooting outside at our car. He misses a lot, hitting other cars, and making them crash. There are a whole lot of explosions and stuff, and fire everywhere, and a whole bunch of dead bodies. We finally catch the hacker as we're at the outskirts of town and the head of the CIA pulls out a gun and threatening to kill the hacker if he doesn't give up. The hacker drops his weapon and feigns surrender. We then handcuff him, but the hacker jumps up with another gun.
Then someone else comes up and hits the hacker in the back of the head, knocking him out. We find out that the hacker is actually a robot that's about to selfdestruct. We run away, and it blows up, killing a lot of the noobs at PC. Then one of us gets a call on a cell phone from the real hacker, who sounds quite amused at the damage we've caused for nothing. We threaten to kill him and search the world for the man that killed PC. We finally track him down, six months later in Mexico, under the name Guillermo Juan José Wilhelm George Robert Andrew Forrest Mario Luigi Sonic Tails Bowser Mike John Joe Albert Zachary Charles Daniel Paul Matthew Justin Ted Edward Anthony Norris. We challenge him for one final battle for PC to come back, and win.
Guillermo pulls out a gun and says something along the lines of "I'm a freaking criminal. I don't play by the rules." Then someone else comes up and hits him in the back of the head in an exact replica of what happened before, but this time Guillermo is the real one. He gets arrested and brought back to America, threatening to come back and kill us all. He obviously never does. PC comes back, and we're all happy, except the dozens(or hundreds) of people who died before.
The End. :D
