- Smoking. I don't really care if people want to do it, I'd just prefer that they don't do it next to me.
- Lying. When people deliberately lie, or evade the question, I tend to get irritated very quickly.
- People starting conversations with me when they have nothing to talk to me about. Its always the standard, insincere questions, ie "How are you?" - don't ask if you don't care. Yet people always ask.
- People saying "Can I ask you a question?" - they'll ask it anyway, and...didn't give me much choice there, did they? Bravo.
- Chatspeak. For the love of the Gods, TYPE PROPERLY. A few spelling mistakes are to be expected - after all, English isn't everyone's first language. But that is NOT an excuse to mutilate the language. It is NOT.
- Disconnectors. If you don't like losing, don't play the game. So long as you play something, losing is always going to be a possibility.
- Children under the age of thirteen, in general. That said, I have some friends who are under that age, but this is a generalization. The majority of children under that age (in fact, under the age of sixteen) are moronic chavs.
- Angst. For hell's sake, does nobody suffer from REAL depression anymore? Stop your bloody whining and get on with your life. EVERYONE goes through difficulties, but you don't see us claiming depression as an excuse to get out of it and gain sympathy from everyone else.
- Self-harmers. This is the very lowest of the low. You want to kill yourself? Fine. Get on with it. Die silently, if you don't mind, because nobody gives a damn.
- People who make a promise and then break their word. If you give your word, you keep it. Simple. If you don't...words cannot describe the disgust I feel for these people.
- People telling me to "cheer up" - I'll cheer up when I have something to be cheerful about. I'm not going to do it just to make you feel better. You don't like it? Piss off. I'm not forcing you to stick around. I never even wanted your company.
- Suffocating friends. Friends are fine and all, but I don't want to spend every second around them.
- Expectations. I'm in life for myself and I'll not meet anyone's standards but my own.
- People who presume to know what I'm thinking. So, you can see inside my mind now, can you?
- Summer. Honestly, what is so great about the summer? Its bright and hot, which leads to dehydration and headaches. Its miserable.
- Being woken up in the morning by my little brother. I'm awake early enough as it is, I don't need him to pull me back from the abyss a few minutes earlier...
- Incompetence. If you're going to do it, do it RIGHT, or at least to a respectable standard. Freakin hell.
- Jehovah's Witnesses who make door-to-door calls trying to convert people to their faith. You want to be religious? Fine with me. But show a little respect to those who don't, if you please.
I suppose to condense it down, everything pisses me off.