How can a man go from being such a ladies man to such a stutterer? XD ♥
I'm going to warn you now, I have so many favourite quotes that this post will be huge. :D
Quotes from Nine:
Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown.
The Doctor: Yes, you are.
Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom.
The Doctor: Yes, there is.
Jackie: Anything could happen.
The Doctor: No.
[walks away](Why does the Doctor hate on Jackie? XD XD XD)
The Doctor:
[opening Rose's phone] Tell you what. With a bit of jiggery pokery—
Rose: Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery"?
The Doctor: Yeah, I got a first in jiggery pokery, what about you?
Rose:
[playing along] Nah, I failed hullabaloo.
Rose: You're 900 years old?
The Doctor: Yep.
Rose: My mother was right, that is one
hell of an age gap.
Mickey: It's Mickey!
The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey: I think I know my own name!
The Doctor: You
think you know your own name? How stupid are you?
Rose: I'm not stupid.
The Doctor: You could have fooled me.
The Doctor: Don't drop the banana!
Jack Harkness: Why not?
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!
Jack Harkness: Who has a sonic screwdriver?
The Doctor: I do!
Jack Harkness: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "Ooh, this could be a little more
sonic"?
Jack: Now hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you.
Trin-E: But you're unarmed!
Zu-Zana: And you're naked!
[Jack reaches behind him briefly, and returns holding a very small gun.]
Zu-Zana: But that's a compact laser deluxe.
Trin-E:
Where were you hiding that!?
Jack: You
really don't wanna know.
(You gotta love Jack XD ♥)
And of course...:
Rose: I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words... I scatter them through time and space. A message, to lead myself here.
Doctor: Rose, you've got to stop this, you've got to stop this now! You've the entire vortex running through you're head, you're gonna burn!
Rose: I want you safe, my Doctor. Protected from the false god.
Dalek Emperor: You cannot hurt me. I am immortal.
Rose: You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existance, and I divide them... Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies...
(♥♥♥ Bad Wolf!!)
Quotes from Ten:
The Doctor: Am I...
ginger?
Rose: No, you're just sort of... brown.
The Doctor:
[disappointed] Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me!
[Rose looks annoyed] Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
The Face of Boe: We shall meet again, Doctor. For
the third time, for the last time, and the truth shall be told. Until that day...
[The Face of Boe teleports away]
The Doctor: That is enigmatic. That is text-book enigmatic.
Rose: Good job my mum's not here, or she'd be fighting the wolf off with her bare hands for that thing.
The Doctor: She'd win.
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!
Rose: Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to?
The Doctor: Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man...
[A whinny is heard from off screen] Oh, and I met a horse.
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
The Doctor: Mickey, what's
pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!
(I've always said this as one of my favourite quotes. :3 )
Ach, there's too many to actually go through and pick out... I'm going to leave this:
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Tenth_Doctor
Go and get yourself some reading and laughter! :D