Pokémon got a Bad Translate!

[Kobold Asylum]

"six hundred and sixty six schizophrenic spiritomb devour the flesh of a swarm of undead magby."
-------------------------------------------------------
AFRIKAANS : 666 skisofreniese spiritomb verteer die vleis van 'n swerm van die dooies magby.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 schizophrenic spiritomb consumed the meat of a swarm of the dead magby.
ALBANIAN : 666 spiritomb schizophrenic konsumuar mish e një tufë të magby vdekur.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 schizophrenic spiritomb meat consumed a bunch of dead magby.
ARABIC : 666 اللحوم المستهلكة spiritomb الفصام حفنة من magby القتلى.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 meat-consuming spiritomb schizophrenia magby a handful of the dead.
BELARUSIAN : 666 мяса выдаткаў spiritomb шызафрэніі Магби некалькі мёртвых.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 meat costs spiritomb schizophrenia Magby several dead.
BULGARIAN : 666 месо разходи spiritomb шизофрения Magby няколко мъртви.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat costs 666 Magby spiritomb schizophrenia several dead.
CATALAN : Carn costa 666 esquizofrènia Spiritomb Magby diversos morts.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia Magby several deaths.
CHINESE : 肉类成本666 Spiritomb精神分裂症马格比数人死亡。
Back to ENGLISH : Meat costs 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia mag than the number of deaths.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 肉类成本666 Spiritomb精神分裂症比死亡人数磁力。
Back to ENGLISH : Meat costs 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia magnetic than the number of deaths.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 肉類成本666 Spiritomb精神分裂症磁比死亡人數。
Back to ENGLISH : Meat costs 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia magnetic than the number of deaths.
CROATIAN : Meso košta 666 Spiritomb shizofrenije magnetska od broja umrlih.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia magnetic than the number of deaths.
CZECH : Maso cena 666 Spiritomb schizofrenie magnetické než počet zemřelých.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia magnetic than the number of deaths.
DANISH : Kød koste 666 Spiritomb skizofreni magnetisk end antallet af dødsfald.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb schizophrenia magnetic than the number of deaths.
DUTCH : Vlees kost 666 magnetische Spiritomb schizofrenie dan het aantal sterfgevallen.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb magnetic schizophrenia than the number of deaths.
ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb magnetic schizophrenia than the number of deaths.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat cost 666 Spiritomb magnetic schizophrenia than the number of deaths.
ESTONIAN : Liha hind 666 Spiritomb magnet skisofreenia kui surmade arv.
Back to ENGLISH : The price of meat as schizophrenia, magnetic Spiritomb 666 deaths.
FILIPINO : Ang presyo ng karne ng skisoprenya, magnetic Spiritomb 666 pagkamatay.
Back to ENGLISH : The price of meat of schizophrenia, magnetic Spiritomb 666 deaths.
FINNISH : Lihan hinta skitsofrenian magneettinen Spiritomb 666 kuolemantapausta.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat price schizophrenia magnetic Spiritomb 666 deaths.
FRENCH : la schizophrénie prix de la viande magnétiques Spiritomb 666 décès.
Back to ENGLISH : schizophrenia meat prices Magnetic Spiritomb 666 deaths.
GALICIAN : os prezos da carne esquizofrenia Dirección Spiritomb 666 mortes.
Back to ENGLISH : meat prices schizophrenia address Spiritomb 666 deaths.
GERMAN : Fleisch Preise Schizophrenie-Adresse Spiritomb 666 Todesfälle.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat prices schizophrenia address Spiritomb 666 deaths.
GREEK : Το κρέας των τιμών σχιζοφρένεια διεύθυνση Spiritomb 666 θανάτους.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat prices Schizophrenia address Spiritomb 666 deaths.
HEBREW : מחירי בשר סכיזופרניה כתובת Spiritomb 666 מקרי מוות.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat prices schizophrenia Address Spiritomb 666 deaths.
HINDI : मांस की कीमतें एक प्रकार का पागलपन पता Spiritomb 666 मौतें.
Back to ENGLISH : Prices of meat out Spiritomb 666 deaths schizophrenia.
HUNGARIAN : Az árak a hús meg Spiritomb 666 halálesetet skizofrénia.
Back to ENGLISH : The prices of meat Spiritomb 666 deaths in schizophrenia.
ICELANDIC : Verð á kjöti Spiritomb 666 dáið í geðklofa.
Back to ENGLISH : Prices of meat sprouts Tomb 666 deaths in schizophrenia.
INDONESIAN : Harga daging Makam kecambah 666 kematian di skizofrenia.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat prices Grave 666 seedling mortality in schizophrenia.
IRISH : Grave praghsanna Feola 666 mortlaíochta seedling i scitsifréine.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat prices Grave 666 seedling mortality in schizophrenia.
ITALIAN : prezzi delle carni Grave 666 piantine di mortalità nella schizofrenia.
Back to ENGLISH : meat prices Grave 666 plants of mortality in schizophrenia.
JAPANESE : 肉の価格は統合失調症の死亡率の666植物を墓がある。
Back to ENGLISH : The price of meat has 666 plants grave mortality of schizophrenia.
KOREAN : 고기의 가격은 666 식물이 정신 분열증의 무덤이 사망했다.
Back to ENGLISH : The price of meat, 666 plants were killed in the tomb of schizophrenia.
LATVIAN : Gaļas cena 666 augi tika nogalināti kaps šizofrēnijas.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat price of 666 plants were killed in the tomb of schizophrenia.
LITHUANIAN : Mėsos kaina 666 augalų žuvo šizofrenijos kapas.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat-plant price of 666 killed in the tomb of schizophrenia.
MACEDONIAN : Месо-погон цена од 666 убиени во гробот на шизофренија.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat-plant price of 666 killed at the grave of schizophrenia.
MALAY : Daging-tanaman harga 666 tewas di makam skizofrenia.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat-plant price of 666 killed at the grave of schizophrenia.
MALTESE : Laħam tal-pjanti tal-prezz ta '666 maqtula fil-qabar ta' skizofrenija.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat plant price '666 killed in the grave of schizophrenia.
NORWEGIAN : Kjøtt anlegget pris '666 drept i graven av schizofreni.
Back to ENGLISH : Meat plant cost '666 killed in the tomb of schizophrenia.
PERSIAN : گیاه گوشت هزینه '666کشته در آرامگاه اسکیزوفرنی.
Back to ENGLISH : '666 Dead meat plant costs in the tomb of schizophrenia.
POLISH : '666 Koszty Dead Zakłady Mięsne w grobie schizofrenii.
Back to ENGLISH : '666 Cost of Dead Meat in the tomb of schizophrenia.
PORTUGUESE : 666 Custo de Dead Meat no túmulo de esquizofrenia.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 Cost of Dead Meat in the tomb of schizophrenia.
ROMANIAN : 666 Costul Dead carne în mormânt de schizofrenie.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 Dead meat grave cost of schizophrenia.
RUSSIAN : 666 мертвых мяса серьезных расходов шизофрении.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat serious costs of schizophrenia.
SERBIAN : 666 мртвих меса озбиљне трошкове шизофреније.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat serious costs of schizophrenia.
SLOVAK : 666 mŕtvych mäso vážne náklady schizofrénie.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat seriously the costs of schizophrenia.
SLOVENIAN : 666 mrtvih mesa resno stroške shizofrenije.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat seriously the costs of schizophrenia.
SPANISH : 666 muertos en serio la carne de los costes de la esquizofrenia.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat seriously the costs of schizophrenia.
SWAHILI : 666 nyamafu uzito wa gharama ya dhiki.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat weight of the costs of distress.
SWEDISH : 666 döda kött vikt av kostnaderna för nöd.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat weight of the costs of distress.
TAGALOG : 666 patay karne bigat ng gastos ng pagkabalisa.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat weight of the cost of stress.
THAI : น้ำหนักเนื้อ 666 ตายของค่าใช้จ่ายของความเครียด
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat weight of the cost of stress.
TURKISH : stresin maliyetinin 666 ölü eti ağırlığı.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat weight of the cost of stress.
UKRAINIAN : 666 мертвим вантажем м'яса вартістю від стресу.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat shipment cost from stress.
VIETNAMESE : 666 người chết lô hàng thịt chi phí từ sự căng thẳng.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 dead meat shipment costs from the stress.
WELSH : 666 costau cig shipment marw oddi ar y straen.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 meat shipment costs dying from the strain.
YIDDISH : 666 פלייש טראַנספּאָרט קאָס געהאלטן ביים שטארבן פון די שפּאַנונג.
Back to ENGLISH : 666 meat shipment cup dying from the strain.
-------------------------------------------------------
"666 meat shipment cup dying from the strain."




Also not pkmn related, just my LORTO Kin

"Drunken Deadite Freakshow"

...54 translations later we get:

"He bit rakshastal."
-------------------------------------------------
"Yo Dog, I herd you like mudkipzorz so..."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ultra-mudkipzorz group game ..."
--------------------------------------------------
Cthulhu Fhtagn"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kthulhu fhtagn."(Alright!)

 

[Late]

First:

"Good, that you like this game."
...54 translations later we get:
"Card."


"You know what comes if Shellder bites Slowpoke's tail? I bet that this Translator doesn't."
...54 translations later we get:
"Pokemon you can get answers now! Dikonversi want."
(I knew that! Answer is Slowbro not Dikonversi...)

 

[jamesofice]

original text: slowbro minus the large evil shell with eyes and teeth and you have a bland pink thing..

new fandangled text: Eyes, teeth, hat pictures .. Pink slovbro.

 

[MrGhost]

SLOWPOKE- Amendment warm. (The best one I had XD)

Sableye's Gems- Sableye Time.

Sudowoodo is Tricky- Sudovoodo Problem (Which actually isn't that bad)

Dragonite- Answer

MY RATTATA IS LIKE NO OTHER!- Comment Here! (Another good one)

My Rattata is like every other...- I... (Okay, lolwut?)

Mr. Mime, no cookies!- Mmm cookies, T!

This is amazing.

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

Satoshi

...54 translations later we get:

"Crazy"

"I chewz u Peekachoo"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tshupiku tshevz."

 

[Waki Tobaye]

"Professor Oak: I came when I heard you defeated the Pokémon League"
"Professor Chan: "I said during the visit."
LOL

"Gotta Catch Em All"
"A"
Now that's weird... xD

"Mijumaru looks like a snow-covered Piplup with a scallop on it's belly"
"Piplup shell avalanche"
Which is actually what Mijumaru looks like xD

 

[MarstheCar]

Original:
Bulbasaur is awesome. Don't deny it.

After 54:
I want to buy junk.

My heart is hurting. D':

 

[whodathunk]

the battle between dialga and palkia continues

after 54 translations...

koumoribatorudaeyaru
WTF!!!

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

"Finish it off with False Swipe!"

54 translations later:

"Go!"

What the heck?

 

[Kobold Asylum]

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

...54 translations later we get:​

"Kthulhu fhtagn vgah 'nail it ngloy mglv' petroleum slr."


Erm? Derp.

 

[fenyx4]

This is an interesting game...

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

25 translations later:

"I'm too short! It's that easy!"

^LOL! That was hilarious! :cer_laugh: (and I love the original quote)

Um...ok. Here's what I got:

"The otter with the shell shall dominate in Black and White"

...54 translations later we get:​

"Black"

??? Does this mean Pokemon Black Version will outsell Pokemon White Version, or what? I can really deduce Mijumaru's fate from this... :(

 

[Myles]

"Haunting Haunters haunt."
...54 translations later we get:
"Red is often wrong."

So who's right, Blue? :S

"Got to catch them all."
...54 translations later we get:
"That"

We went past 'All types of hunting', then 'All types of fish' and then to, well... So apparently hunting means fish, lol.

 

[torcoal]

Original:
Chikorita is the awesome sauce of all pokemon!

54 translations later:
"Tshikorita heat!"

I have no idea what happened here.

 

[Emlam]

"Game Boy" is a stupid name.

...54 translations later we get:"The name of the game is crap."

Yessssssss.

 

[hack1]

"LANCE: No! It's Mewtwo! BRUNO: Can we stop it? AGATHA: Let's try! LORELEI: Okay! Jynx! Ice Punch! LANCE: Watch out! Mewtwo used Psychic! Jynx fainted! AGATHA: Take this! Agatha sent out GENGAR! Mewtwo used Recover! GENGAR used Shadow Ball!"

...10 translations later we get:​

"Lance: No! It is Mewtwo:! Bruno can not be done:? Agatha try:! Loreley statue well! Jynx! In addition to ice! Show use of Reims! Mewtwo fashitur duh! Jynx:! Taking into account the Agatha send! Agatha real plus is the use? Mewtwo care! Plus a real shadow of the ball!"

Okay... O.o So Mewtwo cares?

 

[Mortalis]

Before:

I love Pokemon. And Black and white are coming out soon, too! I can not wait for a new generation of ultimate Pokemon!

After:

"Black Google soon! Pokemonkuronikuru model. My New Look at!"

 

[torcoal]

Chikorita,Gardevior,Latias,Cyndaquil,Glaceon,and Milotic are my six favorite pokemon ever!

54 translations later:
"Tshikorita, gardevyor, South America, 6 pokemongureishia soap, please!"

At this point, I realize that Tshikorita is Chikorita in some-unknown to me-language.

 

[Deathmoon412]

Here's one:

Magikarp fainted!
Red: NOT AGAIN!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Beans fashitur Show Songs: Yes, again."

And a longer version:

"Red: Go! Magikarp!
Blue: Go! Palkia!
Magikarp used SPLASH!
...But it did nothing!
Palkia used SPACIAL REND!
CRITICAL HIT!
Magikarp fainted!
Red: NOT AGAIN!
Blue: Go back to Kanto, you looser."

...54 translations later we get:

"Red, go! Red fishing pussy! Burugo! Alysia! But it is very easy to use red fish! ... Do not forget the camera fashitur philosophy Anna Gaelic! Beans: Well, again, the water losses in guangzhou."

 

[myrrh25]

"I would say my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata's!"
...54 translations later we get:
"I must say that my Bike."

 

[Ho-Oh]

"Gloom used Petal Dance."

...54 translations later we get:

"But Dancing Flowers"

Totally relative.

Aaaand...

"My Miltank brings all the Oak's to the yard."

...54 translations later we get:

"Miltank individual tree"