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Cruel?
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So, I found a website where I can play a Java version of Pokemon Crystal that's totally legal, and decided that I want to LP it. Because I love this section, and I want it to have one more LP and one more LPer.
Notes:
-Since the game can only have so much text in a box, I'll be screen capping both frames. Meaning that some of the text might be the same. I'll show you they're the same box by putting them next to each other without any commentary.
-I am not funny.
-I will be try not to pull random jokes out of no where.
-What I'm using multiplies the images 4x over, so the pictures are pretty big, JS.
-To make this post not look like crap, I'll be smushing some of my CSS knowledge in here...
One day.
K?
K.
Let's start:
Episode 1: I Don't Remember this Game Having So Much Text. :<
Gender confusion joke successfully subverted.
How is that pronounced? o_O
Who woke whom up? I'm the protagonist, so I can't be talking. Are my eyes closed? Are the lights off? Am I dreaming? Did I wake someone up? Did someone wake me up? What's going on? 3 seconds in and I'm already confused beyond compare. D:
Considering it would need to be bright to see a clock, I'll say his eyes are closed.
OPEN YOUR EYES AND YOU'LL SEE.
Or I'll see.
BRAIN PAIN. x_x
A bit of clock setting later...
Yeah, it's been a while since I screeny'd this. o3o
Wait, I thought I was late. ?_?
So, what? I just got here? @_@
Why hello OAK.
Just because you have a labcoat and a Pokeball doesn't make you a PROF., OAK.
I NEVER TOLD YOU MY NAME TO BEGIN WITH.
WHERE ARE WE?
I THOUGHT I, OR SOMEONE ELSE JUST GOT OUT OF BED.
HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY ROOM?
WTF IS HAPPENING? ;_;
THAT'S IT.
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS GUY'S BABBLING.
I'M GOING TO SKIP TO THE PARTS I ENJOY BECAUSE I ENJOY THEM.
So, I've been here the entire time and OAK was never there?
/Mind blown
Heads downstairs.
More talking... ;_;
I don't think I'm his personal errand boy. :<
I can only imagine how that happened. @_@
POKEGEAR GET~!
I think I know what it's called mom. :<
I think I know why I got it mom. :<
You need to set that?
Will the day not change if I don't? e_e
Yes, it is SUNDAY. n_n
No. Why do you care mom? :|
THESE QUESTIONS CONFUSE AND ANGER ME.
I WON'T.
No mom. I do not know how to operate a telephone, please enlighten me.
OF COURSE I KNOW.
AND SHE TELLS ME ANYWAY.
OF COURSE.
That's essential to know.
Yours won't be on that list you chatty spaz. :<
And now she's a full, blown infomercial.
THANK GAWD IT'S OVER.
Goes to PROF. ELM's lab...
Gee, I wonder why that red-haired kid is looking through the window of ELM's office...
Probably no one important.
Walks in and up to ELM.
GAWD, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING TO ME?
I'm not your errand boy. :<
Can you at least pay me? You're a PROF., so you must be rich. ;_;
Did that deserve it's own screen? e_e
There are conferences for this? :O
THEN PROF. HARDER PROF.! D:<
Another useless screen. e_e
Raising an animal in the name of science?
...
SWEET. I'm 10 years old, that's plenty old enough. n_n
Your welcome. n_n
Self-esteem +1
Isn't that your job? o3o
I don't know why I did that. e_e
We were in a convo. ;_;
Why are you saying '.....................' out loud? HOW are you saying that out loud? o_o
Now that's a proper ellipses. n_n
Gee, I wonder what he does with himself. :<
He sounds pleasant.
With a name like Mr. Pokemon, I'm sure he's credible.
You could use the mail, too bad Pelipper hasn't been discovered. ;_;
He knows. o3o
I feel completely in the dark. ;_;
wat?
wat?
You don't have to be so pushy. ;_;
I've always liked Totodile. n_n
HEAR THAT CHIKORITA, CYNDAQUIL?
ELM LIKES TOTODILE BETTER THAN YOU.
TOTODILE get~!
Scrambling the letters = original nickname, y/y?
I'm only 10 man. ;_;
I'll find a way to get lost. o3o
ELM's phone number get~?
An adult wants to be called by a 10 year old...
I need an adult.
I can only picture how far medicine has come for humans if we can make machines made specifically for healing monsters. o3o
I'll remember never to come back here. n_n
Your leaving your trust of an incredibly important scientifical discovery...
To a 10 year old.
You don't deserve the title of PROF., ELM. :<
I try to leave buuuuttt...
Should I be happy someone admitted I'm nothing more than an errand boy? :<
POTION get~!
And now everything makes sense.
Saves...
Episode 2: The Adventure Begins When the Text Stops!
HERE.
Notes:
-Since the game can only have so much text in a box, I'll be screen capping both frames. Meaning that some of the text might be the same. I'll show you they're the same box by putting them next to each other without any commentary.
-I am not funny.
-I will be try not to pull random jokes out of no where.
-What I'm using multiplies the images 4x over, so the pictures are pretty big, JS.
-To make this post not look like crap, I'll be smushing some of my CSS knowledge in here...
One day.
K?
K.
Let's start:
Episode 1: I Don't Remember this Game Having So Much Text. :<
Spoiler:
Gender confusion joke successfully subverted.
How is that pronounced? o_O
Who woke whom up? I'm the protagonist, so I can't be talking. Are my eyes closed? Are the lights off? Am I dreaming? Did I wake someone up? Did someone wake me up? What's going on? 3 seconds in and I'm already confused beyond compare. D:
Considering it would need to be bright to see a clock, I'll say his eyes are closed.
OPEN YOUR EYES AND YOU'LL SEE.
Or I'll see.
BRAIN PAIN. x_x
A bit of clock setting later...
Yeah, it's been a while since I screeny'd this. o3o
Wait, I thought I was late. ?_?
So, what? I just got here? @_@
Why hello OAK.
Just because you have a labcoat and a Pokeball doesn't make you a PROF., OAK.
I NEVER TOLD YOU MY NAME TO BEGIN WITH.
WHERE ARE WE?
I THOUGHT I, OR SOMEONE ELSE JUST GOT OUT OF BED.
HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY ROOM?
WTF IS HAPPENING? ;_;
THAT'S IT.
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS GUY'S BABBLING.
I'M GOING TO SKIP TO THE PARTS I ENJOY BECAUSE I ENJOY THEM.
So, I've been here the entire time and OAK was never there?
/Mind blown
Heads downstairs.
More talking... ;_;
I don't think I'm his personal errand boy. :<
I can only imagine how that happened. @_@
POKEGEAR GET~!
I think I know what it's called mom. :<
I think I know why I got it mom. :<
You need to set that?
Will the day not change if I don't? e_e
Yes, it is SUNDAY. n_n
No. Why do you care mom? :|
THESE QUESTIONS CONFUSE AND ANGER ME.
I WON'T.
No mom. I do not know how to operate a telephone, please enlighten me.
OF COURSE I KNOW.
AND SHE TELLS ME ANYWAY.
OF COURSE.
That's essential to know.
Yours won't be on that list you chatty spaz. :<
And now she's a full, blown infomercial.
THANK GAWD IT'S OVER.
Goes to PROF. ELM's lab...
Gee, I wonder why that red-haired kid is looking through the window of ELM's office...
Probably no one important.
Walks in and up to ELM.
GAWD, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP TALKING TO ME?
I'm not your errand boy. :<
Can you at least pay me? You're a PROF., so you must be rich. ;_;
Did that deserve it's own screen? e_e
There are conferences for this? :O
THEN PROF. HARDER PROF.! D:<
Another useless screen. e_e
Raising an animal in the name of science?
...
SWEET. I'm 10 years old, that's plenty old enough. n_n
Your welcome. n_n
Self-esteem +1
Isn't that your job? o3o
I don't know why I did that. e_e
We were in a convo. ;_;
Why are you saying '.....................' out loud? HOW are you saying that out loud? o_o
Now that's a proper ellipses. n_n
Gee, I wonder what he does with himself. :<
He sounds pleasant.
With a name like Mr. Pokemon, I'm sure he's credible.
You could use the mail, too bad Pelipper hasn't been discovered. ;_;
He knows. o3o
I feel completely in the dark. ;_;
wat?
wat?
You don't have to be so pushy. ;_;
I've always liked Totodile. n_n
HEAR THAT CHIKORITA, CYNDAQUIL?
ELM LIKES TOTODILE BETTER THAN YOU.
TOTODILE get~!
Scrambling the letters = original nickname, y/y?
I'm only 10 man. ;_;
I'll find a way to get lost. o3o
ELM's phone number get~?
An adult wants to be called by a 10 year old...
I need an adult.
I can only picture how far medicine has come for humans if we can make machines made specifically for healing monsters. o3o
I'll remember never to come back here. n_n
Your leaving your trust of an incredibly important scientifical discovery...
To a 10 year old.
You don't deserve the title of PROF., ELM. :<
I try to leave buuuuttt...
Should I be happy someone admitted I'm nothing more than an errand boy? :<
POTION get~!
And now everything makes sense.
Saves...
Episode 2: The Adventure Begins When the Text Stops!
HERE.
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