Pokemon Innuendos

[xxChazxx]

So he's pointing at the screen, so what?
His finger is pointed in the up postion and his other fingers are...

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Here's a battle that totally happened:

Lickitung used Lick!

Onix used Harden!

Lickitung used Lick!

Onix used Harden!

Lickitung used Lick!

Onix used Explosion!

Onix fainted.

Lickitung fainted.

 

[Nyu~♥!]

wow, I didn't notice all these.. :/
Erm... all I remember is that there was an episode where james was dressed up as a girl.. in everyway.
Ugg, some strang stuff. It was cancelled. I'm pretty sure it was called "beauty and the beach."

And yet, you have Lopunny who looks a lot like a... girl. and yet, err.... yeah. I think you get it.

 

[michele]

....i hope i'm not the only one who thinks of something when i look at palkia's head. ._.



also, name your pokemon 'virginity' and give it to the daycare lady.....

 

[Åzurε]

I... didn't think you could do that. XD

And the Meowth thing, it's supposed to look like ballz.

 

[bit.trip void]

Blaziken uses Balze Kick!

Sceptile Fainted.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

So, I paid good money for you to sleep the whole time?

 

[Rocker32703]

 

[Timbjerr]

...took me a few minutes of staring to figure this out. :P

My mind has a habit of pronouncing that thing as "ho ho" >_>

 

[xxChazxx]

I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe for a few seconds.

 

[Azonic]

I just remembered...there was an episode in the anime's Johto arc which dealt with a doctor of some sort. I remember Brock's Zubat evolved into Golbat the same episode.

Team Rocket's motto in that episode was as follows (thanks bulbapedia for the exact wording):
Dr. Anna: Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!
Jessie: We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!
James: So prescribe us some ointment on the double!
Jessie: To protect us from all that chafing and itching!
James: It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining!
Jessie: To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet!
James: Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!
James: So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right.

XD

To extend our legs to the stars above.

 

[Hamilton]

Spoiler:

It would seem that Professor got a bit too excited.

...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I Can't stop laughing! HA!

 

[Servail]

A couple friends of mine spent a long time one afternoon on Pokemon Stadium trying to twist as many names of moves to find innuendo, and some of them are absolutely amazing!

Here are some of my favourites...

Bone Club, Eruption, Helping Hand, Zap Cannon, Mega Horn, Me First, Arm Thrust, Roleplay, Swallow..

It's worryingly easy to find innuendo in pokemon moves xD

 

[Kumori Sora]

In Crystal Version, when you get to Azalea Town, everybody talks about Kurt making balls. D:

Unfortunately, every time I talk to a person there, I giggle. One time my dad was walking by, looked at my computer screen, and shook his head disapprovingly. XD

Edit://Another one, in Crystal, a Juggler says, "Behold my graceful ball dexterity!" And I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Gymnotide]

A couple friends of mine spent a long time one afternoon on Pokemon Stadium trying to twist as many names of moves to find innuendo, and some of them are absolutely amazing!

Here are some of my favourites...

Bone Club, Eruption, Helping Hand, Zap Cannon, Mega Horn, Me First, Arm Thrust, Roleplay, Swallow..

It's worryingly easy to find innuendo in pokemon moves xD

No, you're just a pervert.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Ever took a close look at castform anyone? o3o
I can't be the only one who notices :B

Lets seeee

Magmar's forehead looks like a butt


heres a pelvicthrust!mewtwo

o3o

 

[funguy10]

Well, for skuntank sprite in pokemon platinum it has it's back leg sticking up so it looks like it is about to spray, but when it uses flamethrower, the flame starts perfectly from its derriere (rear). May not be an innuendo, but still something interesting to note.

Not to mention it and Stunky have a nose that looks like a butt and cries that sound like farting.

 

[ArcanineOod]

Well, there was one episode in DP, I think where Jessie says about a Pokemon:

"Rigid, like you, James."
Made me lulz.

Then they had this capturing device and something about it had the word 'bonk'. Eventually Jessie got really annoyed with James and said something along the lines of:
"I'll bonk you in a minute!"
Or something along those lines.

TR has a lot of lines that can easily be made to sound dodgy.

xX

 

[CyanideEspeon]

Did anyone see the sign in the nap room in Team Galactic H.Q?

It says "Team Galactic nap room. Make sure the bed is unoccupied before getting into it!"

I thought "What the heck?" when I first saw it on Pearl.

 

[Hassamu]

Spoiler:

It would seem that Professor got a bit too excited.

Best one definately. :laugh:

Also just some of the things trainers say e.g.

Juggler: 'I dropped my balls!'

/childish.