Pokemon Raps

[Oddishinator151]

Hey i thought everyone should make some raps up for some fun and creativity :bandit:

Catching all the Pokemon at day and night
But first you have to win the fight
Red Blue Gold Silver and Green
Team Rocket is oh so mean
You battle through gyms with a kid named Ash
The world is taken by surprise as you do it in a flash


Not that great :[, but just trying to have some fun, make your own raps and post ^__^!!

 

[Nick]

Moving this to Pokémon Trivia as this seems to be more of a game or something fun to do than anything else. Not to mention that this is in regards to Pokémon, so it wouldn't belong here anyway... but... yeah.~

 

[Stoneski151]

Well, well, well. This thread is quite cool,
But pokemon raps cant be done by any old fool.
You gotta throw in your heart and soul,
Without pokemenz and rap in my life theres a huge hole.

Breeding, training, battling is what we do.
I challenge you to be a pokemon master too.
So if you think your up for this test,
Come with me and embark on a master quest.

Now this here quest is oh so grand.
Surrounded by friends is where Ill make my stand.
Challenging the elite four to become number one,
10 minutes later, and this game is done.

 

[Jirachification]

You challenge me? Yeah, I'll take the bait.
You know persistence is my only trait.
Never lost, never will, yeah I'll show them all.
One by one, you will see them all fall.

Training Pokémon is a piece of cake.
You'll be dazzled by the moves that my Pokémon make.
Ya never know what's comin' out of this Pokéball.
Yeah I'll show you what it takes if you wanna catch 'em all!

 

[Frequency]

Awesomeness.

(Awesome. Pokemon rap thread. WIN.)

I saw your Grass type, he's just a leaf blower,
Give him a nice taste of a fresh Flamethrower.
And your fresh Ice type? Shatter him like glass,
After he gets smashed with a critical-hit Focus Blast.

It's bad that I only get, like 2 verses,
But my Gengar is laying out all types of Curses.
Destroying Pokemon like it was a school elective,
Not my bad that Ice Beam was "Super Effective."

I'm online giving out humilation,
I'll send your Porygon through defragmentation.
Think my rhymes are bad, well you're out of luck,
Not my issue that all of your Pokemon suck. (XD)

My Deoxys is faster than the speed of sound,
And your Electric? Ha! Does nothing against ground.
I'm wearing out your Pokemon like I wear a used sweater,
If you copy my team, then maybe you'll be better.

Just a litle bit, I guess.

(For those that don't know, defragmentation is a computer term. And since Porygon is a Computer Created pokemon......XD)

 

[Jirachification]

You think you're tough, you're cool? You're too good for school?
Man, just send your water types back on into the pool.
Electivire's sendin' thunderbolts your way
Just give up now cuz he can do this all day.

Throwin' flames around like he just don't care,
My Magmortar's startin' fires in your Pokémon's hair.
Get on outta here, and I'll cut you a deal.
If ya don't your gonna taste some of my flame wheel.

 

[Frequency]

(Ok, ok. Kool. XD)

Oh? What's this? I have a contender here!
Go home kid, before I drink your water moves like Root Beer.
I don't think you suck. But your team is lame,
I'm gaining 1st place in the rankings like this was a racing game.

My team is COMPLETELY vicious, call them malevolent,
And my pokemon's stats? Sorry, man. Completely irrelevant.
And their movs are so tough, they'll leave you delirious,
But that's general info. The rest is mysterious.

(Round 3, huh?)

 

[Jirachification]

(Indeed, MC Iwanagi ;))

I think it's time that we go and teach you a lesson.
Better stand down and stop with your messin.
You think that you can keep up with my pace?
Just wait til' you get hit by Aeroblast in the face.

My team'll take yours any day of the week,
I'm sorry to see that your's is so meek.
If you want some tips you might just wanna take a peek,
But if you challenge me, you'll eat my Staraptor's beak!

 

[sasquatchd00d]

You think you have what it takes to battle me?
Flamethrower gives you burns to the third-degree.
While using a burn-heal, you waste your turn.
A double team and accuracy is now your concern.
Don't expect to win this fight.
Yeah, you heard me right.

Dealing extra damage with STAB attacks,
My pokémon give you no time to relax.
What I speak is true, nothing but facts.
I own the battle so it might as well be taxed.

Minutes pass and the battle is won.
It's over before it even had begun.
I could have won even if I was blinded.
This is something that you'll never have to be reminded.

You had no chance at defeating me.
Battle me again and I can guarantee,
I'll leave your team looking like a pile of debris.

 

[Frequency]

(Touche, my friend! XD)

I think you should realize, my team can tear through a dimension,
Destroy your team harshly, they'll need immediate medical attention.
Think that I cheat? Think that you're hard?
Yeah, talk to the Sableye with the Wonder Guard.

This battle is empty, like an open space,
Don't call me a Jirachi, but I have Serene Grace.
And I'm real old skool, still popping collars,
Believe me, I have stacks. Check the tower of Poke dollars.

(This is becoming quite the thread, huh?)

 

[Jirachification]

(This is amazing ;))

You really think that's the way that battles are won?
Then I've got some news I gotta tell you son.
I don't think your'e a cheat, I don't think you're a lie.
But I do feel sorry for your fellow Sableye.

Hitmonlee uses foresight, foresees your attack.
Then hits Sableye with hi jump kick in the back.
I'm so very sorry that you couldn't play along.
It's a shame that you just can't keep up with this song.

 

[Ben.]

I see these pokemon type there called ground
think they're the boss runnin' around
and this rap I am writin'
just wait 'till i hit them with fighting'

And ya' know them ice?
well some think there really nice
i wanna' get them with fire
damn that will be my desire

Now i know to keep this short
cus i don't what to get a report
now even though it won't happen
now it turns out its great tis' rappin'

now back to them pokemon
now let me assure you tis' anit' no con
so let me tell you 'bout them water
I'll finish them with rock...sorta'

 

[Frequency]

(I love this thread. Awesomeness.)

I noticed that you call yourself a writer,
But lemme burn those rhymes with a Sacred Fire.
My Pokemon eats your moves like it was a meal,
And that's funny, know why? Cuz all my Pokemon are Steel.

I maxed out my attack, sitting here drumming my belly,
My Pokemon will *Blank* on you, call me R. Kelly.
And your Pokemon aren't ready to start up a fight,
And I couldn't say the "Blank" word, cuz this is a Family Website.

 

[Ben.]

this is my hack rap

so i made this hack
check it out 'n' don't look back
the name is Cerium
its a cool name just like vexillum

so ya' know in other games
ya' have to trade to get the names
well don't worry have them all
obtain total control

v3+v4 coming up

 

[Jirachification]

Don't get mad when I say this, I respect that you tried.
I won't even tell anybody you cried.
Battling just isn't your game.
Ain't nobody that's gonna know your name.

Here we are, once again, battlin' away.
Come on now how many times do I have to say?
I'm gonna win, there ain't no stoppin'
The floor with your Pokémon is what I'll be moppin'!

 

[Frequency]

I'm unbeatable, let's make that notion,
Can't stall this battle, no access to your Hyper Potion.
And I'll eat all those moves like it was my lunch,
Oh, Mr. Dragon Type, you hungry? How 'bout a nutritous Ice punch.

I'm a very strong battler, but I battle for fun,
Nice. An online battle, gives you the option to run.
I'm the ultimate battler, no one can stop this,
Think I'm playing? Ok. Meet my Attack Forme Deoxys.