Pokemon Sienna Nuzlocke

[Olli]

Probably the most hilarious chapter yet.

Also you tend to change the genders around.
That bombsect was a girl but you wrote him >_>
Anyways, good chapter and good LP :D

 

[DrFuji]

If you didn't have Milktank as your fire-types I would have suggested that you keep MRS GENGASTIC because Bombsect and it's evolution are actually pretty big beasts of Pokemon.

Time to get hat I came here for.
*Takes clothes off*
*Insert that noise that is played when your Pokemon get healed*
*Put clothes back on*

Why would you need to make sweet, sweet love to such a fair maiden in order to get a hat? At any rate, I'm not complaining ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And a CD...well that's nice, I guess.
EXCEPT IT IS REBECCA BLACK

okay, I lol'd.

 

[tehGDS]

This walkthrough's a bit dirtier than the last one, lol it's still funny, However it would suck if you Blacked out heheh

 

[marcc5m]

Responses:

Spoiler:

Probably the most hilarious chapter yet.

Also you tend to change the genders around.
That bombsect was a girl but you wrote him >_>
Anyways, good chapter and good LP :D

Like I said, idc I'm just horny.

If you didn't have Milktank as your fire-types I would have suggested that you keep MRS GENGASTIC because Bombsect and it's evolution are actually pretty big beasts of Pokemon.

Why would you need to make sweet, sweet love to such a fair maiden in order to get a hat? At any rate, I'm not complaining ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

okay, I lol'd.

But MILTANK.

'Cos hats make everything better

Me too :shocked:

This walkthrough's a bit dirtier than the last one, lol it's still funny, However it would suck if you Blacked out heheh

No. If I black out it's game over :(

Part 57:

Spoiler:

Greetings young Nuzlocke readers! It is time I caught a new Pokemon, don'y you think?
Let's just hope it isn't something dumb, like an Odobble. Lol those things are so-

Yeah.

THIS DOES NOT BOTHER ME IN THE SLIGHTEST.

So good sir, would you happen to have a legal certificate stating that you, personally own this cave?

It died.

...It looks like it's already dead tbh.

Well whoever it is, it ****ing stinks!

Nob. This is just too easy.

It kinda looks like scream...

OMG ANOTHER ONE.

I can't kill what is already dead :(

I'd trade Jez for one of these tbh. DON'T TELL JEZ I SAID THAT.

I'm Talula. Nice to meet you I'm on a battling holiday!.

NOBODY BONES DIVA BUT ME.

I would never have noticed.

I'm getting a bad feeling about this...

****
MY
LIFE.

 

[tehGDS]

LOL, I hope it isn't an Odobble it.. ugh, no, it looks like scream! LOL That made me laugh, though the Boning part is um funny but I'd heard it too many times lol, I really liked this part, btw, you need to keep level grinding, I would do that if I found out my Pokemon's going to die if it fainted lol

 

[ChaosJester083]

I just noticed that I was behind so I have been catching up and have no complaints seeing how I love this.

 

[marcc5m]

Responses:

Spoiler:

LOL, I hope it isn't an Odobble it.. ugh, no, it looks like scream! LOL That made me laugh, though the Boning part is um funny but I'd heard it too many times lol, I really liked this part, btw, you need to keep level grinding, I would do that if I found out my Pokemon's going to die if it fainted lol

Wait...too many times? YOU MEAN THAT MAROWAK RAPED MY KIRLIA ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION!?

I just noticed that I was behind so I have been catching up and have no complaints seeing how I love this.

Thanks :)

Part Wednesday:

Spoiler:

Like I have a choice you fat person.

Oh for crying out loud...IF I SEE ONE MORE OF THESE...THESE...THINGS I WILL-

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Uh-oh...I've angered him into bringing out his long, hard snake.

Wait...you're not going to battle me?
I ****ING LOVE YOU DUDE! You're my new mate! Let's watch football together with a nice, refreshing beer!

Is that...the exit?
YES! I'M FREE! I'M SAVED! I'M-

I miss the cave :(

Oh and you're not going to let me heal my Pokemon either...****ing girl :(

Oooh this could end bad.

Except Calm mind :)

I don't need Pokemon at full health...

...to kick Bieber's ass.

****ing elephants...

Hurrah! I'm one step closer to finding Lugia!

Believe it, or Belieber it.

So **** off.

FS BIEBER STOP TRYING TO SNIFF MY ASS!

At the local cafe...

Nobody, but nobody, is worse than Vrai.

For steroids?

So...Volt tackle?

This makes no sense but hey I aint complaining :D

Typical fatty.

Well if you would go out and get a gf...

*goes to cafe and forces girl at counter to make a sandwich*

Yay! Money!

What.

I only see one guy and he has red hair.

Huh?

Huh!?

NO GYM TRAINEEEEEERRRRSSSSS!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

That's right *****!

WIPE MY ASS YOU ****HEAD!

At your gf's breasts obv.

'tis Bruce Lee.

You...DARE!
*Gets gun and shoots Bruce Lee*

I didn't ask for your life story just let me get this over with...

...

MRS GENGASTIC DESTROYS ALL

It's a Monkey. Crossed with a pig. Hybrids?

To be continued...

 

[ChaosJester083]

This was a good one the picture of spongebob was perfect.

 

[tehGDS]

Lol Bruce Lee, (don't use the gun joke please lol) The Odobbles again lol, I never saw the men post lolololololol! ;) btw Volt Tackle.. lol, the I miss the cave part was hilarious you were sad after you saw him, I like how no one noticed that Joycob is Sasuke lol

 

[NatureKeeper]

I'M FREE I'M-

Bieber: Talalula!

I miss the cave.

LMAO.

 

[marcc5m]

Responses:

Spoiler:

This was a good one the picture of spongebob was perfect.

Spongebob is always perfect. One day I hope to be like him.

Lol Bruce Lee, (don't use the gun joke please lol) The Odobbles again lol, I never saw the men post lolololololol! ;) btw Volt Tackle.. lol, the I miss the cave part was hilarious you were sad after you saw him, I like how no one noticed that Joycob is Sasuke lol

Wouldn't you be? It's Justin Bieber :(

I'M FREE I'M-

Bieber: Talalula!

I miss the cave.

LMAO.

I miss home :(

Part Ghostbusters

Spoiler:

Mah homies after just a little bit of grinding.

Why would you bring that up unless you're lying?

OMG!

So tempting...

I am interested in your Combusken though.

TAKE MY HAND,AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR!

I...I feel bad now.

And I predict a riot.
Oh the song references in this game are just so easy.

Jez is better than this Medishite.

Well...my real name is Marc...My Mum calls me Marco to differentiate me from my dad, who is called Mark...so yeah, I'm an explorer :D

Just a Machop...

Just a Makuhita...

Just a hacked Primeape...

Yes :(

Yours? Nah, I got enough of her last night ;)

****ing gameshark.

Stop calling me baby I feel like I'm your ***** or something :(

I've got an awesome dick!

O U BASTARD

Damn straight *****.

Not really...I've been playing Pokemon games since I was like, 4.Although that was Stadium and Snap :(

LOL Heracross.

LOL Gameshark.

See you're made to talk and battle but you're not made to listen...

PIIIIKAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUU

Hay Bruce.

Hay Jackie.

So if you had a Muk then you would live in the sewer and try to grope Professor Oak?

This is it :O

OMG now to go back to the Gym.

...You're still here?

Yes :)

OH YEAH WELL I NEVER COMPLAINED ABOUT YOUR MOTHER

I don't need to heal.
I was BORN ready.

Could your legs get any further apart?
Please do not answer.

That's one down, one to go.

I KEEL ALL

fank u gingr :)

<3 u :)

I don't feel comfortable with my back to him...HE MIGHT RAPE ME.

 

[ChaosJester083]

Stay away from gamesharks because gamesharks lead to missingno's and missingno's lead to crazy dogmatic BS

 

[Azumi]

What the hell is with the sprite? Looks weird O_O
...and he suddenly reminds me of Metal Gear. Maybe it's the outfit.

 

[champagnepapi]

This is actually a pretty funny LP and it reminds me of how much I enjoyed Sienna. I would cut down on the profanity and rape jokes, though, not because I hate the use of them because people find them offensive, but they become less funny when you overuse them, which weakens the LP. Anyhow, keep up the good work, son.

 

[marcc5m]

Responses:

Spoiler:

Stay away from gamesharks because gamesharks lead to missingno's and missingno's lead to crazy dogmatic BS

Maybe that's why their Pokemon were bs ;)

What the hell is with the sprite? Looks weird O_O
...and he suddenly reminds me of Metal Gear. Maybe it's the outfit.

He's ginger.

Part fml

Spoiler:

Greetings fellow bum-chums!

Oh wtf is this!
Ok, so apparently I have to go back to...*gulps*
******** CITY

*Insert joke about pockets*

Thanks brah

And now I need to backtrack AGAIN to my home town...

Yay

Oh ffs, my starter is the only one who can learn cut!

Destroying the environment; like a boss.

Oh **** this.

You're telling me this...why?

**** you I'm not your errand boi!

...But I just said...
Oh **** this.

Just gimme his dope

I could just run away with this right now...but I won't.

asdfghjkl I JUST CUT THIS TREE DOWN!

*please be money*

Shoulda saw that coming tbh...

I...I think I'm overleveled

How do you like me now?

I...what?

Uhh...it's dead now. Life goes on.

Herp a derp

And the balloon goes "POP"

You can tell his parents were crappy

No

WTF!? That's right!

Hey, look at me when you're talking to me *****!

I forgot to heal...no matter

Two down, none to go

Yes

No

Like I have water types...

Dude are you ****ing kidding me? Magcargo is 4x weak to water...

Lol, it's a rubber duck, what's that gonna do to me--

I...I...what just happened?

You will DIE!!!

GRAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
(I then killed Ninetales but was too mad to screenshot it)

His last Pokemon...
Will I win?
Will I lose?
You'll see...

 

[champagnepapi]

Nice update, it really sucked to see Diva go down, but hey, Crit Happens. B]
Good luck taking down Charmeleon, I assume Boombastic is a fire type, so it can resist Charmeleon's stab, so I'm expecting a victory here.

 

[marcc5m]

Part ???

Spoiler:

Well Miltank...let's go.

 

[ChaosJester083]

That was a sad chapter I am almost crying but live and let die we must carry on to the dreams of another day.

 

[Tyranee]

I'm so sorry! It seems like everyone in these Nuzlockes tend to go down with crits. It's quite a pain. Well...good luck with the rest! Hopefully Miltank will keep you from losing. (lol watch the next gym be a water gym)

 

[tehGDS]

;.; that was so sad.. D: I almost cried..