Pokemon Vending Machine

[Rio~lu]

Out comes a Gible!!
*screams and runs away*
...
*comes back*
sorry about that. gibles are scary!....*puts in an egg salad sandwich*

 

[mew_nani]

You got Eggsecute! They don't seem very happy to see you....

I insert a Munchlax. :)

 

[BlueHighwind]

You Get A.........Feast for 7.


*Inserts MissingNo.

 

[mew_nani]

You got Pokemon Broke version!

I insert a Brightpowder.

 

[darkpokeball]

Out pops Chainsaw Meowth...

MEOWTH: Gotcha!
*slices Mew_Nani*

I insert Chainsaw Meowth's samurai sword...

 

[BlueHighwind]

You get....What? Chainsaw Meowth is evolving! Sadly, you pressed the B button, and chainsaw meowth got you....

Inserts Ash's Cap

 

[mew_nani]

You got Ash Ketchum!

I stuff Chainsaw Meowth into the vending machine. :) (Take that, Chainsaw Meowth!)

 

[darkpokeball]

Out pops Chainsaw Meowth and the Munchlax inserted earlier. Chainsaw Meowth has taught Munchlax the ways of the chainsaw....
*Chainsaw Munchlax slices Mew_Nani and eats her, since he's hungry*
*Chainsaw Meowth starts chasing Darkpokeball*

I put myself into the vending machine! Gotta hide from Meowth!

 

[ChrisTom]

You get an actual Electrode

Inserts 9999999999 Pokeyen

 

[BlueHighwind]

you get darkpokeball! Now chainsaw meowth is after him again!

*inserts pikachu's favorite bottle of ketchup*

 

[darkpokeball]

AAAHH!!!!

*see's Blue HIghwind*

You get a free Chainsaw Meowth!

*Out pops Ash Ketchum, the actual prize*

DARKPOKEBALL: Hey Ash, let's play dress-up! Look as much like me as you can!

*Ash looks like Darkpokeball. Meowth slices Blue Highwind and chases Ash*

I insert myself into the vending machine...again! GOTTA HIDE!

 

[FlamingThunder]

Chainsaw Meowth got out of the vending machine.

*inserts all of Arceus' plates in the machine*

 

[darkpokeball]

WAUGH! GET AWAY MEOWTH!

*out pops an Arceus, with a masterball and a note attached*

I steal the masterball, catch Arceus, and read the note.

Dear FlamingTHunder,
thanks for reuniting me with my plates. In return, use the masterball to catch me as I wish to be with you. I shall lend you my power for eternity.

Oops. I stole a pokemon from FlamingThunder. Chainsaw Meowth is coming closer! Chainsaw Meowth slices the Masterball! Arceus falls out in half. I insert the bottom of half of Arceus into the vending machine.

 

[mew_nani]

You got a REALLY ANGRY Giratina. It uses Shadow Force. You and Chainsaw Meoth are defeated. :D

I stuff Chainsaw Meowth's chainsaw into the machine. (In the hope of getting him an upgraded version)

 

[Ethan Gold]

You get a Power Bat. However, it can only be used when Meowth is over lvl 60

Inserts the Angry Minun's Angry Fist.

 

[BlueHighwind]

*Resurrects self*

You Get Angry Pluse+Meowth's Chainsaw inserted earlier! It slices darkpokeball.

*Inserts Arceus's OTHER Half*

 

[mew_nani]

You obtained a Baby Arceus! It's the miracle of life! (P.S. It likes you, and starts to follow you around. :))

I insert an Adamant Orb. :)

 

[LatiasSoulDew]

You get Vending Machine.


I insert Vending Machine that you just get to Vending Machine. (well, it's stupid)

 

[Aura.Lucario]

you get a vending machine vendor!

I insert a knife into the vending machine

 

[Mewtwo Fan26]

Out comes Marowak

I insert the Azure flute