Predict how the next user will die (NO VIOLENCE!)

[Forever Forbidden]

Here's how it works, you post how the next user will die, and then the next person tells how they will prevent their 'death'.

Example;

1st poster;

The np will die of a common cold.

2nd poster;

I will have all my jabs!

the np will die... ect.

simples!


Rules;
1) DO NOT BE GORY OF VIOLENT!
2) you must use unrealistic, and/or, stupid deaths, no 'fall off a cliff' make it 'pushed off a cliff by rabid monkeys' or something!
3) four word rule applies!
4)Do not act on this, this is for a laugh only, not to be taken literally!
(BTW, this was approved by Franceschi, so long as it stays stupid!)



Here goes;

The np will die from a rabbit squirrel onslaught!

 

[Spinor]

Ouch, you could have made it a Cyrus onslaught.

NP will die of suffocating on speakers.

 

[Honest]

K9, now im scared to wear my headphones...

The next person will die by drowning in a pool, falling by slipping on ice.

 

[Tinhead Bruce]

I'm a human fish =) I swim very well, and there are things called Yak- Trax. =)

NP will die of a Traecheal Infection.

 

[the bitter end.]

I don't think so... Well who am I to judge?

NP will be murdered by an evil Malyka.

 

[Shedinja8]

What the heck is a Malyka?

The next person will die from reading this post

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

The next person will die from a heart attack, because I peered into the future and wrote down your name in the Deathnote.

Rule #41321 - Usernames work as well.

 

[NitroF]

You will die in 2012 when the Mayan calender ends. Your the only one to die though, it just happens suddenly, xD

 

[Capt. Couch]

And if I'm immune to the effects of said notebook? I could be a Shinigami for all you know. :) GRR... YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

The next user will die from intestinal infection, caused by excessive constipation.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

The next user will be pushed off the world by a particular assist trophy from SSBB...

 

[Gerri Shin]

ouch, I wish I had played ssbb to know which trophy you were referring to. oh well *hits the bottom of space* *poof*

hmm I predict that the next person will expire due to pumpkin seeds (choke)

 

[Forever Forbidden]

Damn, Halloween will suck this year...

the np will drown in a brick...?

 

[Guitar]

How can I drown from a single brick?

The next poster will receive a Kamehameha from SSJ Goku and their remains will be stepped on by a Gundam (preferably Virtue from Gundam 00!).

 

[Aether]

It missed me. :D

The next user will die from jumping off a cliff.

 

[Azonic]

The next user will die through violent means in a violent war full of violent violence.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

The next user will recieve such a terrible name from the NOAs when translated from Japanese to English that the sheer embarassment will kill them alone.

 

[Tinhead Bruce]

Meh... darn Japs!

NP will die of boredom after watching an infomercial marathon.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

The next user will die from seeing what happens in New Orleans over Mardi Gras.

 

[Spinor]

If I don't know where New Orleans is, or what Mardi Gras is... how the hell am I gonna die?

Next person will die by seeing my hawt awesome smexei body.

 

[joey2joey]

Will die after playing WOW for 23 days straight without any food and water.