Let's do it.
This might be Dark. Not good, but better now than later. I decide to lead with Gevatter because Seismic Toss is so beasty.
That's a bit unexpected in such a darkened room, but I'm okay with this.
I thought Red was male...
Considering the huge level gap there is in each Elite 4, level 70 seems just right to have.
This happened twice. Meanwhile, Rapidash used Take down and Agility. Then, it proceeded to troll me with Fire Spin.
Finally.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
This one was quite annoying.
Dammit.
Obligatory Full Restore.
But, in the end 'Zard went down.
Healin'
This looks like Rock. Therefore....
Dammit. Yet another wrong guess.
Ah, whatever...
Crobat that early?
A Beedrill? Seriously?
Dammit.
Ah, whatever...
I couldn't OHKO Plume, so...
LOLITROLU
Enough Wrapping.
This one was easy, but who knows what comes next..?
No way this can be Ghost, it has to be Dark or something.
I decide to just get out my allrounder.
...should have sent Duplicate instead...
So much fun...
I have no idea how an amnesia does actually improve stuff, but it's awesome.
3 Amnesias later... I remember that for some reason Gengar is not Poison in this game.
ARCEUS DAMMIT
That was deserved for ruining my 3 Amnesias.
Watch me getting trolled.
Of course, I have 3 Amnesias up again by the time I kill this...or was it 2?
Wait, WHAT?
GRAAAH
Not super-effective, and the crit ruins my Amnesia boni. At least I get some useless burnhax.
3 down, 2 to go.
Obligatory. I don't want that thing to die. I don't want anyone to die.
Water, Books, Garbage Cans... But, I already had all these kind of gyms...
Going with yet another allrounder.
...I should have known it...
But that's Lance, not Drake...
Kingdras are annoying, because they have practically no weaknesses, who uses Dragon moves outside of competetive battling? Ah, well, I beat it while only getting Leered.
...to outspeed or not to outspeed?
YES!
I doubt this was necessary.
Idiot. I just killed something with T-Bolt and he sents out a Gyarados.
Why do I keep getting crits?
Dragonite is not his final?
I was expecting another 'Nite here. 2 Charizards as final Pokemon already...? And considering that my rival started with Charmander... This is ridiculous.
Dammit.
Stop delaying the inevitable.
A lot less frightening than it seemed at first, it did almost nothing.
Champion time.
...the last times I battled my rival, his lead was always Koffing, so I leave Sacrifice. as my lead.
As expected.
Bring it.
Not Weezing? Ah, whatever....
Oh crap. That's something different. Time to switch, Sacrifice. can't beat this.
WHAT THE HELL? I HAD A BIRD OUT, A F-ING BIRD, AND YOU USE EQ? I CALL BS!
At least Sea Zubat took it like a beast.
Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it...
YYYYEEEEESSSS!!!!
I doubt this was necessary, considering Weezing's awful Special...
But then again, compared to Tenta, almost EVERY special is awful
...the hell? I had no idea this was in the game.
Ah, whatever.
A Politoed? This is full of surprises.
First, my Toxic missed, and then: Amnesia. Not good.
Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss...
... Sea Zubat never fails me.
...and yet another Charizard. The easiest one so far, since I had the right Pokemon out.
VICTORY. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Of course it is. Nuzlocke's law appied to everyone but you. And you were overleveled, even though I grinded hours and hours.
Lots of talking ensues...
the glorious team.
240? That's...ummm... quite a lot...?
Yeah, sure...
Fin.
But, this victory didn't come without a cost.
†DrillPeck! the Dodou, level 5-5, killed by my own Pokemon's poison
†Sharifa II the Zubat, level 3-12, killed by IHateYou the Hitmonchan
†IHateYou the Hitmonchan, level 20-21, killed by a Rocket's Drowzee so Sawr II could finish it off.
†TFP the Raticate, level 8-32, killed by an overleveled Biker's Muk
†Freebird the Pidgeotto, level 22-32, killed another Muk by the same Biker
†Pain the Beedrill, level 8(?)-32, killed a Gliscor owned my that one Biker
†Phydarad the Butterfree, level 5-42, killed by an overleveled Pokemaniac's Mismagius
†DrillPeck. the Fearow, level 20-41, killed by my the same Mismagius
†Ezalb the Typhlosion, level 10-42, killed by either that Mismagius or the same trainer's Typlosion
†The Truth the Golduck, level 8-44, killed by that Typlosion
†Sawr II the Venusaur, level 5-47, killed by that Typlosion
†Backup the Oddish, level 13-13, killed by that Typlosion