Raichu, Use Thunder!

[Adam Levine]

Hitmonchan, use DynamicPunch to show your...whatever.

 

[Khoshi]

Hey Kyu---crap...I don't think you have any Psychic-type moves ;_;

REUNICLUS! Use that wonderful Psychic of yours~

 

[Adam Levine]

Deino, use Crunch on that Pokemon!

 

[TaichiWind]

Hitmonchan, use DynamicPunch to show your...


...SHABANG-BANG! (whichtotallydoesnotmeangenitaliaiuseadifferentwordforthatone)

 

[Adam Levine]

Xatu, it's time to use Psychic!

 

[King Of Pokemon]

Honchkrow, use Sucker Punch on this sucker.

 

[Powerserge]

Keep your tails crossed, Espeon.....USE ZAP CANNON!!!!

 

[Adam Levine]

Weavile, use Night Slash on that thing!

 

[Callandor]

Cacturne! Destroy it with Dynamicpaunch!!!!!

 

[TaichiWind]

Tyrogue!

Hi-Jump Kick that cactus!

 

[Khoshi]

Reuniclus, use a super powerful Psychic!

 

[Adam Levine]

Sneasel, avenge your mother's temporary death and use Faint Attack!

 

[Callandor]

Charizard. Let's end this with Blast Burn.

 

[Adam Levine]

Beartic, destroy the guy who destroyed the guy who destroyed your daughter's boyfriend's mother!
Icicle Crash!

 

[Serperion]

That's not a Beartic, This is a Beartic... USE DIG!

 

[Adam Levine]

Beartic: *half health*
Beartic, crush your evil twin and use Focus...PAWNCH!

 

[alisaie]

Ehhhh. Hitmontop, finish it off with a Triple Kick!

 

[TaichiWind]

Dude.

Don't make me.

I don't want to.

I like Hitmontops.


...fiiiiiiine. Reuniclus with the Psychic.
This better have been worth it.

 

[Serperion]

Ha that's just a Reuniclus but what about this

Espeon use Bite!

 

[Adam Levine]

Weavile, destroy the guy's Pokemon who destroyed another guy's Pokemon who destroyed another other guy's Pokemon who destroyed your son's girlfriend's father!
Use Sheer Cold!