also I will now be writing a small essay on why the future paradox shinies do not deserve the hate they unrightfully get(not that you're hating on it but I needsta get this out ive been sitting on it too long) and also why their naming is actually good;
the past paradox shinies are very wild in color, yeah? makes sense, they're rare, evolutionarily the brighter colors would be more rare because easier hunting blah blah yeah.
The future paradox Pokemon are in a different boat. They are manufactured Pokemon; and at that, they are most likely manufactured by one person or the same group of people. So, it'd make sense for them to all have the same naming scheme. ON TOP OF THAT, the past paradox Pokemon are all disconnected- just random Pokemon found here and there. But the future paradoxes are a GROUP. it makes sense that their shinies would be similar- but to a further extent, the base seven make the rainbow!!! Each one is chrome while keeping their special color(treads-red, moth-orange, hands-yellow, thorns-green, bundle-blue, jugulis-purple, valiant-pink), which brings them together even more. THUS. the future paradox Pokemon are cool and also supportive of everyone.
thanks for coming to my tedtalk. anyway, while we're here,
Slither Wing?