Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[pompayyy]

My amplifiers will put those sound boxes to shame!

 

[TY]

My battery will tear your amplifiers to shreds

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

My girlfriend can crush your battery by sitting on it!

 

[TY]

My PS3 will just destroy your girlfriend

 

[Melody]

But your PS3 has no chance against IBM Watson.

 

[TY]

But then again, IBM Watson is no match against a duck

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

That duck is no match for my frankfurters!

 

[TY]

Your frankfurters shall be devoured by my spider

 

[Melody]

Your spider has no chance against my lighter! :D

 

[TY]

Your lighter is useless once it meets my golfclub :P

 

[xseed]

your golf club is no chance against my "Bunker"

 

[TY]

your "bunker" is nothing compared to my dice

 

[xseed]

your dice has nada zippity zoop chance against my slot machine

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your slot machine has zero chance against my supermarket!

 

[TY]

Your supermarket is no match against... My ketchup

 

[xseed]

noooo. my ribs are dying from the laughter.....but your ketchup...has no chance...against my MUSTARD GAS

 

[TY]

Your Mustard Gas has no chance against my Monopoly game :P

 

[xseed]

Hehehehehehehe. your monopoly board aint no match against the evil mario party

 

[TY]

Your evil mario party.... pfffft my Twister kills that :P

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Twister? My Transformers can deal with that!