Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[LavenderTownGhost]

Dark Pulse pwns Azelf!

 

[Akiba]

Protect beats Dark Pulse.

inb4 Feint

 

[Melty~]

Protect? A "But it failed" message appears!

 

[Renegade]

Data Corruption uses 'Corrupt' to make the 'Protect' attack work!

 

[Demon Wolf]

Uses a 1000000000000000 mile wide meteor 2 beat protect B-)

 

[Tsutarja]

Black hole beats meteor.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Where are you going to find a 1,000,000,000,000,000 mile (that's one quadrillion miles btw) meteor, this is vastly larger than any star ever discovered.

I use logic to to prove that you do not have a meteor of that size.

I've been ninja'd by Zach.

But unfortunately after you use the spell card "Dark Hole" it disappears. So I'll summon my beaver warrior.

 

[Melty~]

My petrified tree breaks the Beaver Warrior's teeth!

 

[☆Rei☆]

but beaver warrior uses a sword...

I guess I'll just have to torch down your petrified tree with my flamethrower.

 

[Akiba]

Water.

Moar Fire!

I'll take away your oxygen.

 

[☆Rei☆]

Marshmallows.

Time to grill me up some s'mores.

 

[Melty~]

Ant attack! All your s'mores got eaten.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

I'll take your ants down with a flamethrower!

 

[Melty~]

The ocean swallowed the flamethrower! :O

 

[Xilfer]

My Global Warming dried up the ocean. :D

 

[Mana1]

I'm here representing the US Government! I deny your global warming, it's just a lie! >:3

 

[acatfrommars]

A dinosaur falls from and spits a fire ball at you! Huge fireball beats US Government.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

No fire ball is a match for Super Mario!

 

[Mana1]

However Mario dies if he ever touches a funky walking mushroom thing >:3

Goopa power!

 

[Skystrike]

A Goomba comes and stomps your Goopa somehow

Because nothing can be the original.