Sarcastic Answers

[d4rka8isz]

Because you ran out of feet to use.

Why do I need water?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You don't need water to survive!

Why is everybody interested in WoW nowadays?

 

[Skystrike]

Just listen to the acronym. "WoW". WOW! Get it?

Why can't we all be friends

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Becuase we need to chat about it first.

Why is Japan full of weird people?

 

[Skystrike]

Because of the weird commercials on Youtube!

Can I break gravity?

 

[Sir Codin]

Sure, first find a tall building, then take into account the words of Morpheus: "Free your mind." I'm pretty sure that will work.

Is Michael Jackson still alive?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

There are plenty of other Michael Jacksons that are alive.

Friend's addicted to Halo. How do I get him to stop?

 

[Doa]

Introduce him to an angel that hates his job. He'll give up his Halo for sure.

Do fish have feelings?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They have feelings only for other fish.

Is the world really big?

 

[Doa]

Of course not. Why else would people say "it's a small world"?

...Actually, why do some people say "it's a small world"?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Cause those people are very logical and intelligent
Where an I?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I think you're on Jupiter.

Why can't we breathe in space?

 

[Porynoir]

Because you can't spell space with air.

Why are teddy bears soft?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They were not supposed to be soft.

Why am I bored?

 

[Hikamaru]

Why are you bored? Constant stalking of course.

Why are secret documents haunting me?

 

[Porynoir]

Because they are part ghost type.

Why am I always in Other trivia?

 

[Doa]

Because you're too enigmatic for General trivia.

Is this a question?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

No, its an answer
What's the symbol at the end of this question O_o ?

 

[Hikamaru]

Well, it's a question mark.

Why does no one recognize my Oshawott as "top percentage"?

 

[invisible_light]

Because it's not actually an Oshawott. Obviously, it's Obama.

Why are babies so damn delicious?