The kiddies, they come into the laughter, like club goers in an EDM party
And then they greet their heroes, the mister and the miss, and get their autographs signed, so that they have something to talk about to their friends when they home after getting drunked and stoned. Then they dance nonstop till the sun is up, watching some random nutcase just fiddle around with a Macbook because they paid a large sum of their parents' money to see someone rock out with a computer while waving their hands and fingers in the air, while wearing clothes that barely quality as clothing as an excuse to show off more skin because "ITS A MUSICAL THING BABE!"
Then the police force comes out, stops the party and the music. Snags all of the drugs, then arrests the alleged possessors and pushers. Then the human rights activists and lefttists get triggered, and the whole internet explodes with cringe and negativity that makes all the millenial children hate on reality and wish that a former dictator was alive to "make the country great again".
The same kiddies were then invited to the slaughter, like children to an ice cream truck. Called in by David Vonderhaar, with the help of the pig heads in Konami who's creating some other Zombie Co-Op game because that's fckin original, and spreading more cynicism to the rest of the gaming community and the whole damn general populace! Then scarce and keemstar report on this atrocity and say the words FCKIN 25 times because its a way to sound relatable and cool.. FOR THE KIDDIES!