My flesh burned whenever I heard the word Kwanzaa. Therefore, I must actively stamp it out by any means necessary, since those horrific Kwanzaa-dogs mustn't celebrate their holiday, as I despise seeing others happy on a normal day.
Additionally, we mustn't celebrate Thanksgiving. We insult everything by having fun on that day.
I agree with the "Anything for a Party" argument, but I'd like to add...
You try to stamp out Christmas, and by Kanako, I will not rest until every holiday is abolished.
Stop having fun and get back to work, darnit!
The more you work, the better it is for your sanity.
((Srs version: I, for one, really need this broken two months, so I can rest and recharge. Take that away, and I will butcher you in the name of love, peace, and unity. Just like a 1990s anime.))