So a Castform walks into a bar...

[FireSnow]

...and wows everyone with its juggling abilities

Just then, a little Starly flies into the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And fires his Octazooka.

So a Chansey walks into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and offers free care to all the Pokemon there!

Then a little Igglypuff waddles its way into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and decides to buy a cream soda.

The legendary Pokémon Mewtwo gets in the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And gets welcomed like a celebrity.

So a Braixen walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And tries floating in air using psychic poewrs.

A Blaziken runs into the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And says "blaze is best".

So a Poochyena walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and runs away from Blaziken.

A Marshtomp walks into a bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And claims that Water is the best type.

So a Treecko walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And drinks by absorbing the liquid as opposed to drinking it!

Graveler rolls into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and ends up unable to get out of its roll and crashing into a bunch of bar stools.

The medic, Mr. Mime, runs into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and swindles Graveler and steals his money. Mime doctors aren't real doctors.

So a Deoxys ends up in a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And flings an astroid into the bar.

A Pinsir walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and wrestles Deoxys. Deoxys surprisingly wins.

So a Flygon flies into the bar...

 

[Hikamaru]

And is still crying over having no Mega.

So a Sandshrew walks into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and brags about the fact that he has his own ice cream brand.

So a Tyrogue walks into a bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...And itching for a bar fight, starts one!

Then in comes a Phanpy...

 

[PageEmp]

And uses mud shot on a Tentacruel in the bar!

Said Tentacruel walks out, takes a shower, and walks back in...

 

[Adam Levine]

...who accepts Tyrogue's fight!

A Larvitar walks into the same bar...

 

[Hyzenthlay]

...And kicks up a vicious sandstorm, causing everyone to panic!

Then an Aron bursts in, thinking he can save the day...