So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Sirfetch’d]

...and tells a bad pun and everyone leaves.

So then a Castform floats into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and is suddenly so fast from Speed Boosts that no one sees it!

So then a Minun walks into a bar..

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and then slides into your DMs.

So then an Altaria flies into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and sings. Everyone is amazed.

Some Unown fly into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and scare the customers!

So then a Goldeen swims into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

...and leaves because everyone has fallen in love with him. That's right, HIM. Don't judge a book by its cover next time.

So a Dragonair slithers into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

And this is what happens (I might be using this format for the entirety of the thread):

Bartender! Give me your best energy drink.

Consider it done.

So a Marshtomp walks into a bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

GIVE ME YOUR HOTTEST, MOST MAGICAL DRINK!

But miss, we don't sell spi-

DO IT NOW!


So a Skarmory walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And accidentally wing attacks Fennekin.

Fennekin walks out, evolves into Delphox and walks in...

 

[Adam Levine]

Hello.

Oh, shoot.

So the Skarmory calls in an Azumarill, who walks in the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And uses Aqua tail on... what it thought was Delphox.

Primeape ran after it, gave up, and walked back into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

DID YOU AQUA TAIL ME?!

Uh...no?

LIAR!

Sir, please calm down.

NO! YOU CALM DOWN!


Alarmed, a Bayleef walks in the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And tries to calm down the fight. However, everyone thought he was adding fuel to the fire and so they threw a cake at him.

Bayleef's friend, a Skitty, saw that, and rushed into the bar...

 

[Adam Levine]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!

OH! YOU WANNA FIGHT?!

Skitty! What are you doing here?

I'mma take this Primeape down.

That's it. I'm retiring.

So the Cryogonal runs off, and the new bartender, a Hitmontop, walks into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And also tries to cool things down at the bar. But he ended up having a cake thrown at him as well.

Mesprit saw the scene and floated inside...

 

[Adam Levine]

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!

They threw a cake at me...

There's only one way to solve this.

How?

So Mesprit calls Celebi into the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

: Any body called me?

: Someone threw a cake at me! Help reverse time or something to clean me up, I don't wanna go to the fighter's food place looking like this!

: I, uh, I'm afriad to say I'm on a-

: DO SOMETHING ALREADY!

Celebi tries turning back time, but there was a glitch and the bar ends up... in a new, weird dimension. Giratina goes into the bar and...
​

 

[Adam Levine]

Yo, dudes! 'Sup?

Where. Are. WE?!

You're in the Distortion World.

Oh, no...

So a Kecleon anticlimactically enters the bar...

 

[PageEmp]

: Guys... I know how to get out of this place!

: How? How do you know?

: I dunno, I think I was summoned here by these posts! I think you need to call this PC user to go make a post about you guys comming out. I think his name is 'Lycanthropy'.

: But.. who has a phone to lend us!? To call this guy?

PageEmporer types 'Tyrunt', and the mon somehow shows up in the bar with a phone...

 

[Adam Levine]

Hello, Sandshrew.

(Yes?

)

Who is this?

(Hmm... Yes. I shall be there.

)​

So the Sandshrew comes in the bar...