So a Castform walks into a bar...

[Sirfetch’d]

Dedenne's "so a Dedenne walks into a bar..." thread has apparently died and I thought that I'd bring it back! Apologizes to whoever came up with this thread as I have no idea who it is but I will hijack the new one! It's my fav game so here we go.

Basically you just finish the sentence like this:

So a Castform walks into a bar and uses Weather Ball!

And then you start a new one with a different Pokemon.

So a Torchic walks into a bar....

Simple right? I'll start us off!

So a Castform walks into a bar...

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

...and then accidentally heats up a beer

So a Greninja walks into a bar...

 

[Guardian]

...but no one can see him. (ninja joke right there)

So a Rayquaza walks (flies?) into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and spits fire at everyone!

So then a Surskit slides into a bar...

 

[Guardian]

...and gets burned!

So a Raichu walks into a bar...

 

[UltimateFrosty08]

Woops Sorry wrong one I Started writing this at Raquaza Sorry

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and unleashes a Psystrike!

So then a Mudkip walks into a bar...

 

[Guardian]

...and asks who lieks him.

So a GOlduck walks into a bar...

 

[Master of Memes]

And gets kicked out for being a non Psychic type!
So Bonsly was walking into the bar..

 

[LilyGardy]

...and is mistaken for a talking Christmas Tree Toy.

So a Lilligant walks into a bar...

 

[ßritto]

...and uses sleep powder!

So a Pikachu walks into a bar...

 

[UltimateFrosty08]

So a Pikachu walks into a bar...

Team Rocket Tries to capture it and it ends up shocking everyone in the BAR Resulting in Pikachu waking up in a Hospital

 

[Sopheria]

(Let's just do Pikachu again, since there wasn't a new Pokemon provided in the last post ^^)

...and he shocks everybody in the bar...by how adorable he is!

So a Cresselia comes floating into a bar...

 

[Master of Memes]

And drinks Moonshine (get it)
So Kirlia was walking into the bar...

 

[FireSnow]

...and took control of the bartender with her psychic powers. Round of beers for everybody!

So a Corphish scuttled into a bar...

 

[acatfrommars]

and looks for the cutest Pokemon in sight but has no swag (poor guy).

So a jigglypuff walks into a bar...

 

[PageEmp]

And makes everyone sleep.

A Feraligatr stomps into the bar..

 

[noa]

...and shows of his sick moves with dragon dance.

So a Froslass floats into a bar, and...

 

[FireSnow]

...and meets a dashing Glalie!

So a Diglett burrows its way into a bar...

 

[Kaiyu]

...and breaks a table into pieces by accident.

So a Delphox walks into a bar...