So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Starry Windy]

...and one of its friends, Squirtle, decided to guide it throughout the bar.

So then, a nearby Sableye sneaks into the bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and Mega evolves. Now it takes its place as staller in front of the bar to prevent it being approached by bandits.

Then a Pyroar enters the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and wonders how the hell does everyone Mega evolve without their trainers save for Rayquaza..

then dat Diggersby tho smashed a wall into the bar, along with Shofu's certificate of Strength, Power, and destruction.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and digs a hole under the bar to avoid having to pay his bar tab!

So then a Manectric walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and tests if the bar conducts electricity.

Then a Litwick floats into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and accidentally sets the bar on fire D:

So then a Squirtle walks into the burning bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and tried to use its water gun to douse the flames, but instead they got even hotter because he actually used Scald because he ate a ton of spicy pokeblocks an hour ago.

During that, ANOTHER UNIDENTIFIED SPECIES OF POKEMON stumbled across the bar:

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

AND WAS PROMPTLY ATTACKED BY A FLAREON.

So then a Vileplume toddles into this bar....

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and starts to use Petal Dance uncontrollably.

Then a Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and begins to PICKUP items dropped around the bar.

So then a Medicham walks into a bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and it ranted about how pissed he is that he missed a High Jump Kick...

So a Magneton holding an eviolite floated into the bar...

 

[Pendraflare]

...and is asked to leave as its magnetism could cause problems for the goers.

So a Ludicolo walks into a bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

...and begin to invite its music crew and start to dance.

So, a Tepig happened to come across the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and wonder's where his friend the Cyndaquil is. So he leaves the bar in search for him at the Weenie Hut Jr.!

So then a Primeape walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and enrages instantly because the queue is too long in his opinion.

Then a Feraligatr walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and starts using Dragon Dance to impress the ladies.

So then a Diancie floats into the bar...

 

[JJ Styles]

and "she" was drunk the night before, with Sitrus Berry juice

suddenly, a fusion of Electivire and Eelektross entered into the bar with a super-mega-death-metal theme song bragging about its amazing typing (electric/fighting with levitate)

 

[Sirfetch’d]

....and everyone is left speechless by it 8D

So then a Starmie swiftly swims into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

Objection! Starmie can't have Swift Swim!
...and sits down on the place at which the light gives the best reflection of its gem.

Then a Forretress enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and begins to Spike up the place!

So then a Skarmory flies into a bar...