So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[DyingWillFlareon]

...and is drug out by an angry Entei and Raikou!

So another Flareon waddles into the bar....

 

[Tsutarja]

...and catches the chairs on fire because it was instigated :(

So Sylveon joyfully walked into the bar...

 

[TheGhosteon]

...And causes every Dragon-type in the room to cringe in fear.

So a Flareon walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and is so cute that everyone wants to hug it :3

So then a Manectric walks into a bar...

 

[Tsutarja]

...and somehow mega evolved! o_O

So a Pachirisu ran into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and was sad when it learned they didn't sell nuts :(

So then an Eelektross levitates into a bar...

 

[punkysaur]

And admires the pole dancers.
So then a poitoed walks clapping his hands in. a bar!

 

[Adam Levine]

He then gets banned because clapping is not allowed in the bar.

So a Haunter floats into a bar...

 

[Return]

...... and start eating and cracking jokes in the bar.

So then a togetic comes into a bar........

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and uses a Metronome attack!

So then a Metang levitates into a bar...

 

[TheGhosteon]

...And gets jumped by the other Pseudo-Legendaries before it can evolve.

So a Delphox walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and performs a magic trick for everyone to see!

So then a Lopunny hops into a bar...

 

[punkysaur]

And amazes everyone with her dancing skills
Then a koffing floats into a bar....

 

[Sun]

... and farts with the Poison Gas move!
So then a gorgeous Roserade waltz into a bar...

 

[Return]

.....and after that everyone slept because of its sleep powder attack.

So then a Igglybuff comes into a bar........

 

[punkysaur]

And gets rekt by beldums iron head
So then a Gardevoir-Mega glides into the bar....

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and uses Hyper Voice!

So then a Spheal rolls into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and claps excitedly about the staff service.

Then a Zigzagoon zigzags into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and accidently knocks over 2 tables!

So then a Gothita walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and beats up on user Christos' Pokemon :)


So then a Castform storms into a bar...