So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Return]

....... and start crying but no one knows the reason why?

So then a Lanturn comes into a bar..........

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and lights it up after the storm knocks out the power!

So then a Golem rolls into a bar..

 

[Dedenne1]

...and accidentally Rollouts out of the bar!

So then a Snorlax slowly walks into the bar...

 

[ghostly]

...but ate all the food and got kicked out!

So then a Magikarp flopped into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and Splashed about until someone kicked it out!

So then a Garchomp walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

..and is so outraged at their lack of fries he kicks half the pokemon out!

So then a pachirisu strolls into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and Charms the bartender :3

So then a Surskit slides into a bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and skates as cool as ice, everywhere! oh whoa, dizzying.

So then a Palkia appears into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and shows off a Spacial Rend.

So then a Chimchar walks into a bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and accidentally burns everything in happiness!

So then a Ursaring stomps into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...looking for the hidden honey pot.

So then a Gogoat walks into a bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and clashed horns with another Pokemon!

So then a Dwebble crawled into the bar...

 

[kingdenas]

and the people look at him because he is adorable!

So a Lucario walks into the bar ...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and evolves into Mega Lucario!

So then a Scolipede walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

..and spends so much time there he comes out with maximum speed stats!

So then a Squirtle walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and reveals he is a member of the Squirtle Squad!

So then an Emolga flies into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and everyone is dazzled by its cuteness!

So then a Feraligatior stomps into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and uses Dragon Dance!

So then a Yanma flies into a bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and its voice is so cute that everyone's blown away!

So then a Magnezone levitates into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and is magnetically pulled to the fridge!

SO then a Rotom levitates into a bar...