So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[Sopheria]

...and gets all his drinks for free because the bartender is charmed by how gosh darned adorable he is <3

So then a Keldeo walks into the bar...

 

[kingdenas]

... and starts using Sacred Sword on the bartender for not having its favourite drink!

So then a Shinx walks into the bar ...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and evolves into Luxio after a grueling match vs. a Dedenne!

So then a Castform walks into the bar...

 

[Sopheria]

...and drinks so much he goes into his raindrop form.

And then, Yanmega flies into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and gets criticized for not being a "true" Mega Pokémon. :(

But then, a Mega Charizard Y suddenly barges into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and summons a drought!

So then a Machamp walks into a bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and orders champagne, because of his name! :D

After that, a Golem rolls into the bar! (Without using a door. xD)

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and is stared at by everyone for entering the bar through the chimney.

Then a Totodile enters the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and uses watergun to make a pretty fountain in the middle of the bar.

So then a Bulbasaur walks into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...but drinks its drink by using the bulb on its back!

Then, a Pikachu wearing a hat enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and says he is a magician that can pull a Buneary out of it. He succeeds!

So then that Buneary walks into another bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and hops around looking for its friend Pachirisu!

So then a Dusknoir levitates into the bar...

 

[Meadow]

...and drags two random Pokémon into the future! Just like in PMD. ;)

So then a Grovyle enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and starts showing off a Leaf Blade attack!

So then a Mienfoo walks into a bar..

 

[Dedenne1]

...and kicks a table over by accident! :o

So then a Bulbasaur walks into the bar...

 

[Johto Cheren]

... and causes vines to grow all over the place.

So then Hoopa teletransports into the bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And causes chaos by making other Legendary Pokemon appear.

So a Muk enters the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and stenches up the place making almost everyone flee!

So then a Absol walks into a bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and trips over an Absolite which makes it mega evolve!

So then a Pancham walks into a bar...

 

[kingdenas]

... and starts stealing other Pokémon's food >.<

So then a Magikarp splashes into the bar ...