So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar...

[Spinor]

Touch my hair and I'll snap your head off.

 

[Eternal Sea]

Unfortunately the master left,or is he spying is from far away.

Try it and i will freeze you and cut your hair.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

"I don't usually take requests, but that actually sounds rather enjyable." The Master froze Iris in time with his laser screwdriver, then used it to burn off a huge chunk of Iris's hair. He then unfroze her. "Did you notice your head? It's on fire."

 

[Spinor]

Agh... CRAP! YOU GUYS ARE BASTARDS! MY HAAIR!! MY HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIRR!!!!!

*ragequit-exeunt*

 

[alisaie]

Mithos laughed at The Master. Did he just age him? He's lived for 4000 years, and haven't looked a day older unless he changed form. Two months was less than nothing to the half-elf. "You think that would do anything? How pathetic. Why don't you get someone else you get you food."

Humans.

 

[MeerFall]

Meerfall laguthed at iris as she left, the look at John Simm (the master). "That is some power!", meerfall said as he grab a lime lollipop, and gave it to John Simm (the master).

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

The Master took the lollipop. "What is THIS? I don't want this." He licked it on both sides, over-exaggerated and acted like it was the nastiest thing he ever had, then threw it at Mithos.

"I can't believe it, you think I'm a human! Imagine that! The nerve of some people. I'm too good-looking and smart to be a human. ...And I'm still hungry!" He ran into the freezer and grabbed some frozen hamburgers, then started to eat them.

 

[alisaie]

Mithos sighed, before ducking from the lollipop that was thrown at him.

"So you're not a human. Then what are you, exactly?"

He'll totally agree with The Master that humans aren't too smart, by the way.

 

[MeerFall]

meerfalls smile turned into a frown, "sorry i didn't know you preferied frozen hamburgers over lime lollypops..." meerfall look at this evil time lord and said "How can you eat frozen hamburgers without cooking them? They are as hard as the witches ice..."

 

[Francis with a shotgun]

"The Witch? There is one here?!" Francis yells outs.

Francis quiets down, holding his shotgun, and listens for the crying of the Witch.

 

[MeerFall]

"the witch is very nice! and helped all of us with the Iris problem so... PUT THAT DAMN SHOTGUN AWAY!"Shouted meerfall!

 

[Dent]

Ash laughs. "She's not that kind of witch, Francis. She's a more normal kind."

Dent frowns. "Since when do you know about the other kinds of witches?"

"Since I played Left 4 Dead 2."

"I don't want you playing those kinds of games."

"Aww..." Ash pouts, but leans back into Dent as the other man hugs him from behind.

 

[MeerFall]

"Thanks for sticking up for the witch ash and dent"

meerfall smiled at ash and dent

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

"I'm a time lord, of course! What did you think I was?" The Master smiled condescendingly at Mithos. "And of course I can eat frozen hamburgers, I'm hungry!"

"You speak as if we aren't the last of the time lords. It only makes sense that humans would assume you were one of them," the Doctor said rather nonchalantly.

"What exactly are you doing here? Must you always show up wherever I show up? It's like you're attracted to me or something!" The Master giggled, he hadn't really meant for it to come out like that. "...Although I wouldn't blame you, I am rather gorgeous!"

 

[MeerFall]

meerfall looked at the doctor and gave an gasp "doctor who? no way i'm a great fan of you!"

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

"Well I didn't come here to be chased by fans. But look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!" The Doctor smiled, looking at the piece of celery that was pinned to his coat.

"He's so easily amused. And why don't I have any fans? I'm spectacular!" The Master said, "And at least I don't wear a decorative vegetable."

"It's not decorative! It turns purple around certain gases which I'm allergic to. It also makes a nice snack."

 

[MeerFall]

meerfall looked at the master and said " I'm sorry but you don't often apper in the doctor who programme... also i think the vegable is cool! their is not much that you have that is cool NOT inclueding the screwdriver! plus their will be many fans out their who just go mad over you" meerfall then looked at the doctor and said "can i have a taste of the wickedness of the celery?"

 

[alisaie]

Mithos frowned. "I surely hope you didn't just call me a human."

That was the last thing you want to call Mithos.

 

[MeerFall]

"nar he didn't he wouldn't dare" meerfall gave a smile at mithos "you are really powerful! and you kept your good looks too!"

 

[alisaie]

Mithos looks at Meerfall. "I appreciate the compliments. However, I don't recall ever showing any of my power here, so how would you know my strength?"