Featured: Splash messages wanted!

[moon]

So in the E&M splash, up in the top left corner, there's a message that changes every time you refresh the page. If you have nice quotes from movies, tv, song lyrics or even sports quotes - please let me know in this thread and I can incorporate them in the rotation! Would be appreciated (: Thanks!

 

[Mr Cat Dog]

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment", The Simpsons

 

[Her]

Spoiler:

"You're perfect. You're beautiful. You look like Linda Evangelista." - Aja, RuPaul's Drag Race

Movies
"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again." - Mrs. de Winter, Rebecca

"I prefer the stillness here. I am tired of Earth. These people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. They claim their labors are to build a heaven, yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman. It's too late. Always has been, always will be, too late." - Jon Osterman, Watchmen

"My father was a watch maker. He abandoned it when Einstein discovered time is relative. I would only agree that a symbolic clock is as nourishing to the intellect as photograph of oxygen to a drowning man." - Jon Osterman, Watchmen

"I have doubts... I have such doubts.." - Sister Aloysius, Doubt

"I don't know where to put things, you know? I really do have love to give! I just don't know where to put it!" - Donnie Smith, Magnolia

"On Wednesday, Harold's wristwatch changed everything." - Karen Eiffel, Stranger Than Fiction

TV
'Well, well well. How the turntables...' - Michael Scott, "Broke", The Office

'Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?' - Charlotte York, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Sex and the City

"Do you think that Alex Trebek is sexy, Aunt Peggy?"
"Get out of my mind, Luanne."
- Luanne Platter and Peggy Hill, Texas City Twister, King of the Hill

"Education is the sleeping pill that makes dreams happen." - Peggy Hill, "Wings of the Dope", King of the Hill

I'll be sure to post more when I can think of another good bunch.

 

[Radiating]

1. "We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different,
...well, who knows?" ― Meowth (Pokemon: The first Movie)

2. "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo (Pokemon: The First Movie)

 

[moon]

Glorious! Mind you, some of these are probably too long o: A few words are most suitable.

 

[Juno]

y'all know what my favorite show is:

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.
Fear cuts deeper than swords.
Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.
The Lannisters send their regards.
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
Shame. Shame. Shame.

And one of the most quotable movies ever

Mean Girls:

Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!
Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Regina George.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

I know you probably want more variety but that's all I got for now. :P

 

[Lunar]

Don't get me started on GoT quotes...

"If a man fears losing, he has already lost"
"You know nothing Jon Snow" has to be on there!
"ZIG-ZAG" More of a reference but yeah

 

[Amore]

Charlie Kelly:

"We're gonna go America all over their asses!"
"I'm going to want the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jelly beans, raw."
"Cat in the wall, eh? Okay, now you're talkin' my language!"
"Cats do not abide by the laws of nature"

There are so many, most of which are far to inappropriate for a splash, but the last one on cats I really like. I feel like you don't need to have any who idea who the quote is from for it to work :)

 

[moon]

Added plenty of these! Thanks guys :D

 

[Cool_Porygon]

You probably gave enough already but...

Don't forget the pie! - Supernatural
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need... roads - Back to the Future
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you - Firefly
From now on I aim to misbehave - Firefly
Why's the rum always gone? - Pirates of the Caribbean
Ahhh! He's got a board with a nail in it! - The Simpsons
Release the hounds - The Simpsons

 

[uadialej]

"Do you think that Alex Trebek is sexy, Aunt Peggy?"

I feel like you don't need to have any who idea who the quote is from for it to work