Spontaneous Acts of Randomness! (Revived!)

[Karasuma]

make MJ dance "Beat It" he'll dance all night

 

[Karasu]

OH NYUUU! NOT AGAIN! *gets attacked by angry padawans* I ONLY DID IT FOR THE COOKIES!!! ;.;

 

[Amy-chan]

*throws lemurs at Michael, who Rai was once a Spanish-speaking version of*

Lemurs: We ah-like to move it move it! *dance*

Piki: *dances with lemurs*

 

[Karasuma]

Its the ghost of the MJ's Rai's past..so ish MJ fainted? *smells cookies*

 

[Amy-chan]

DON'T!!!! *shudders* The cookies...are what took me to the Dark Side.... *burns cookies*

 

[Karasu]

Beware the intergalactic Platypi... *shudders*

 

[Karasuma]

*eats cookies* No! But the cookies were good. =D

 

[Amy-chan]

Doom on us... *whispers to Martian sheep*

 

[Karasuma]

These cookies had sleep powder in it *sleeps*

 

[Amy-chan]

Oh no!!! O.O; *looks up into the sky suddenly as Darth Vader music plays*

 

[Karasu]

*is in an A-wing* Oh god... they're coming! *sees thousands of platypi zooming through space*

 

[T3h BOB]

I aM a BlOcK oF cHeEsE
(Jumps into the whitehouse window)
Yo yuh sittin' on you butt an' yuh sing a big song an' yuh gettin'
all chubby an' yuh sing a big song an' yuh fly in duh air an' yuh lose
yuh shoes an' they fall on the govener an' yuh say "Yo, wassup".
*jumps back out the window*
George W. Bush:
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................
Oooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy.........................

 

[Karasuma]

Where is that Darth vader? I don't see him?

 

[Amy-chan]

He is zooming down from the sky in my ship! He has aligned himself with the platypi! He is...wearing a wetsuit. O.O;

 

[Karasu]

*takes out a map* I found MJ! He's there! In Zimbabwe! *points to Alaska*

 

[Amy-chan]

Alaska? Where? *bumps head on Mars's ceiling and blacks out*

 

[Karasuma]

But I thought the cookies fainted him?

 

[Amy-chan]

He returned from teh hospital.... *dun dun dun*

 

[Karasuma]

So how do we stop darth now? *ponders*

 

[Karasu]

Sea Potato: Them thar Sea Mice are eatin' up all our population! *points to a hairy turd with antennas*