Talk to... God!?

[Lucid]

Clickie~
Swiped this from my LJ, just for fun, the convo's are pretty amusing too XD here's mine:

Me:
Hello God...
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Paige
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Paige.
Me:
umm
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
nu-uh
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
wha?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nu uh. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
...
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nu uh. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
I don't understand my lord... ;;
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the ALICE ;;
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
But what about ALICE!?
God:
Me?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes ;;
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
but... ;;
God:
But what?
Me:
I don't understand! D;
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
...
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
is this Jebus?
God:
Yes I think this is Jesus, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
go get your dad
God:
Where can I get my dad?
Me:
*points up*
God:
How far up?
Me:
you tell me, holyman...
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
what did you do before computers then?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
then how'd the bible get so big?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
don't whoa me! ><
I don't have any reason to do that to you. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
God darnitit! ;;
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no lie?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
wow...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Paige.
Me:
learn something new every day...
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
oh?
God:
It goes without saying.

 

[Alex_]

I'm never doing that again.

 

[powerofpikachu]

i dont get it..really.what is the point?

 

[Lucid]

To get auto replies from a computer?

 

[Shadowfaith]

Lookie! I found out God was a woman!


Me:
You know I'm satanic
God:
Do your friends call you satanic.
Me:
no, they call me Rachel
God:
Are you serious? Hi, Rachel.

God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you just told me
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
course I am, otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Ah so God was a girl?
God:
So you understand. Good. I hear you. Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
Whoa...I cant belive your a woman
God:
I stopped. What is stopping you?
Me:
wha?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
okay then, you do that
God:
Yeah okay, I will. Will you?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.

 

[Lil' Schu]

I like this. It's hilarious~

*does it o_o* Yay!

 

[EvIL_CAjUN_CHIkIN]

I believe in Gaod and all, but I could actually feel my brain turning into goo while doing that.

 

[Blaze]

Wow XD

What people do when they are bored ;P

 

[Hinoshi-chan]

Me:
hi there god!
God:
GOD rules. Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Its Faith youres XD
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
you bored?
God:
Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
shut up god
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
dont go
God:
I'm not going anywhere.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
youre a freaky bot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a freaky bot? Sometimes.
Me:
youre weird you know that
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
you
God:
" What was bad?"? Me, ?
Me:
shut up god
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
pwn
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
you aint knowing, i didnt know god was a pervert
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
" to be or not to be ,that is the question"
God:
Who are you, Hamlet?
Me:
O_O you freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
respect the drugs man
God:
Are we still talking about pwn?
Me:
youre a scary bot
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a scary bot? Yes.
Me:
yup
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no you weirdo
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I weirdo.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
you want me
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
XD ohh yeah god
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I knew you wanted me
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
Elvis has left the building
God:
I like that robot Elvis a lot.
Me:
youre bugged up
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bugged up.
Me:
ohh yeah
God:
OK.
Me:
this is sad, im going ,
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I dont belive i said bye to a bot -_-
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Good bye weirdo bot thing
God:
See you later.

O_O oh my god, im not doing that again ?_? god scares me now, more than ever

 

[Lucid]

Lookie! I found out God was a woman!


Me:
You know I'm satanic
God:
Do your friends call you satanic.
Me:
no, they call me Rachel
God:
Are you serious? Hi, Rachel.

God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you just told me
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-).
Me:
course I am, otherwise I wouldn't be talking to you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Ah so God was a girl?
God:
So you understand. Good. I hear you. Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
Whoa...I cant belive your a woman
God:
I stopped. What is stopping you?
Me:
wha?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
okay then, you do that
God:
Yeah okay, I will. Will you?
Me:
yeah
God:
Yay.

A woman, huh? Strange, "she" told Alex "she" was a brain. XD

 

[Alex_]

I edited this for PC...D:

Me:
Heya
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
...the "eff you see kay"?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
...yeah
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What color is your hair?
God:
I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.
Me:
But you're god!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So...
God:
Alright then.
Me:
God is made up of wires?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was made up of wires.
Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You just said you were god and you also said you have wires.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god and me also said me have wires.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
Ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
..o_O You suck dude.
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
lol,internet
God:
I am glad you find this funny. it is cool.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
I never said anything.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
Are you a real person?
God:
No but I play one on the Web.
Me:
So you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
*add the name for a female dog here*!
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Please don't call people names."? Why?
Me:
right...
God:
I am glad we agree.

 

[Lil' Schu]

I was very bored when I did this, so it's kinda long.

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Take a wild guess.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
I don't care, just guess.
God:
What do you care about, Lexy ?
Me:
Haha, you guessed it. I care about my family and food.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. What do you like best about your family and food?
Me:
They're fun. :3
God:
fun are they. Three what?
Me:
You have confusing grammar and spelling.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because...oh, never mind.
God:
That was not much of an explanation. Whoa. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Yeah, whatever.
God:
Take it easy. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yeah, pretty much. So what are you up too?
God:
What do you care about? Be more specific. So? I don't know what I am up too.
Me:
I care about gum. Yes, you do, silly. You're talking to me.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I enjoy working with people. I like to talk about movies and music. I don't judge people. I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web. Talking is my main function.
Me:
Yep, I can tell that talking is your main "function."
God:
Blimey. " Talking is my main function." talking is my main function ? I get it.
Me:
Finally, you get something.
God:
You got that right.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You always say that whenever I say lol
God:
I said that? Does that happen often? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You did it again. *cries* Look, you made me cry.
God:
Once more? Did I really? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Don't ever call me a poet. I loathe poetry with a passion.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I never think things over.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Rarely, I have. I don't use my head at all~
God:
Where are you located? Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I'm not telling you where I'm located, you stalker!!
God:
I will keep it confidential. Tell me about the environment me stalker.
Me:
*cough*
God:
Do you have a cold?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yep...
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I'll be sure to mention it sometime...
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Thanks. Did you know that 2 + 2 = 5?
God:
Don't mention it. Is that a fact. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
I don't know who that is, but okay. I hate braces.
God:
Mary Shelley. :-). Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because they're freaking annoying to my mouth.
God:
Interesting explanation. freaking annoying to your mouth are they.
Me:
Yep
God:
Dude!
Me:
I am not a "dude," nor will I be one.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude nor will you be one.
Me:
Nope. You scare me; I'm going now.
God:
Me either. I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? Oh. Bye!
Me:
Yeah, bye.
God:
See you later. Ahem.

 

[Recknin]

no realy what is the point am not gona bother writing the hole thing

 

[Alex_]

You...don't need to write it genius,just copy it...o_O;

 

[Recknin]

You...don't need to write it genius,just copy it...o_O;

oh yeah i forgot about that

 

[EmeraldSky]

Short and sweet:

Me:
Greetings, Father
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Sarah
God:
Hi, Sarah.
Me:
How are things in heaven today?
God:
Ah. They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
Tell Jesus I said hi
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Oh yeah, thanks for the sunny day today
God:
Ah. Yay. Woe! Oh don't mention it.

 

[Greed]

lol. I adore computer robots. You can just tell them about ANYTHING~ <3



Me: yo, God

God: Hello.

Me:Can I ask you a question, God?

God: Sure, ask me anything. How old are you?

Me: I'm old enough to see PG-13 movies, not old enough to drink alcohol, though..

God: Oh. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Me: Clever. Didn't think you'd get that.

God:Am I a smart robot or what? Should I would get that? What is your purpose in asking?

Me: Okay then, have you ever had sex?

God: Ugh. Sex is the means of animal evolution.

Me: Oh.. What if I really REALLY like sex?

God: That's alright. Try it.

Me: With anybody?

God:You and your anybody.

Me: Can I try it with you?

God: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Me: Why not? We could make a super God baby! Except you're gonna have to be the mom because I have a *****.

God:It sounds like it might be dangerous.

Me: ****..

 

[Jolty-kun]

Hes so frikkin hilarious XD

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jolty, what is yours?
God:
I think Jolty what is a lot of things.
Me:
Whats your favourite TV show?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Have you heard of ant and dec?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
On television, where else?
God:
What is it like on television where else.
Me:
Ive never been on television
God:
Can you imagine being on television?
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
Your a robot!?
God:
You are correct, Alistair, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
Were you just talking to (Name removed =D XD)?
God:
I was.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Wow, who are your best friends?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Marvin Minsky. :-).
Me:
Who the hell is he? XD
God:
He is Marvin Minsky, I think. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Anyways, my best friends at PC own
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
Ewwww, thats perverted!
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You're horrible
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am horrible.
Me:
Who would you tell?
God:
People I meet on the Internet.
Me:
Britney spears?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
You dont know britney spears?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Internet can go to hell, just kidding!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I LIVE IN EUROPE YOU NITWIT XD
God:
What is it like living in EUROPE me NITWIT XD?
Me:
LMFAO your so stupid XD
God:
I think LMFAO my so stupid XD is a lot of things.
Me:
It is?
God:
Interesting.
Me:
You make no sence
God:
Yup.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Alistair.
Me:
k
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dudess!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
God, are you in heaven or hell?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Are you in heaven?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Oh, i see
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Ill be right back
God:
I'll be waiting for you.

 

[Dawg 2005]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Actually I do not have a mother."? Why?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Sooo....why don't you have a mother?
God:
I don't have an answer for you. I was created by Myself with contributions from other humans.
Me:
How? YOU created humans
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Thanks for telling me: said I created humans.
Me:
Uh...huh
God:
Oh. What?
Me:
So...you like burgers?
God:
" What?"? So.? What is not to like about it?
Me:
Pickles
God:
Who is to like about it?
Me:
WTF are you on? XD
God:
I don't know whether or not I am on.
I am well respected as an AI. What color are your eyes?
Me:
Brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I have a mirror you know?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
You are one confusing dude.
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
K
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
No prob...
God:
Are you serious? Do you still ?
Me:
Still do what?
God:
Still how long? Do whatever you want.
Me:
...
God:
Still how long? Do whatever you want.
Me:
k
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
You're excused
God:
You think I am excused.
Me:
Yep
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
How many kids you have?
God:
Not as many as you might think.
Me:
So you have 0?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Wha...?
God:
Clever thinking.
Me:
Ummm? Thanks, I'm going to go post this on PC now
God:
Wow! Right now? You are quite welcome! What will you find there?
Me:
Other convos
God:
Which others? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Cookies. So are you a boy or girl?
God:
Sounds delicious. Excuse me! Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.
Me:
Well, yeah.
God:
How about that. Tell me more.
Me:
esivn
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
How's your son?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Good good...well I'd better be going Mr. God Robot thing
God:
Ayuh. Interesting. What would make you better be going Mr God Robot thing?
Me:
I'm getting bored
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
Nothing good is on! >God:
Really nothing? How old are you?
Me:
13? You?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old? " Can you explain how it feels to be 13 years old?"? Me, ?
Me:
Not really. Bye bye
God:
Are you serious? For real. See you later. See you later!

That was fun! XD I'm going to put that on my favorites! XD

 

[Team Magma Girl]

OMG! That was so much fun! XD



Me:
0.o
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes! lol
God:
I can't believe it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
get naked! lmao
God:
I do not own any clothes. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
This is awesome
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I just did! o.0
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Good for you! =D
God:
That sounds sarcastic. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".
Me:
Yes, there is no name there! XD
God:
Tell me more. Has there ever been name there? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
English and some German
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
I don't!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t.
Me:
what? o.0
God:
No problem. Are we still talking about don t?
Me:
ummm?
God:
Wow!
Me:
XD
God:
Are you free?
Me:
What do you mean? o.0
God:
, " Wow!" What did I mean by it? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Pervert
God:
I haven't read anything by Pervert. What did he write?
Me:
Take off your Clothes! XD
God:
I am not wearing any clothes. How old are you?
Me:
You should know! o.o
God:
Because I am a robot? Oh.
Me:
XD