That is like... so lame..

[Mayl]

Okay!! here's another for you guys! Lamest joke ever heard? Mine is...

Q: Why did Bobby fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him!!

How random was that? Never saw the punchline coming, or the fridge. lolz.

- KSP

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I once met a girl who didn't know how to tell knock-knock jokes. I didn't really like her, but one day I was humoring her enough to have a small conversation with her and she decided to test one out on me. And this, simply, is how it went:

Her: Knock-Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Her: Birthday!
Me: Birthday who?
Her: Birthday cake!

I have a tendency to laugh at the most inappropriate times, but I can keep it in when it counts, fortunately...just long enough for me to finish the conversation and leave the vicinity to come within an inch of turning my lungs inside-out...

 

[Dawg 2005]

I've heard so many lame jokes, mainly from my dad. XD

The worst though was mine out of randomness and stupidity:

"What happened to the boy after he ran up the tree?
He rotted and died! Ehahahahaha."

The fake laugh is supposed to be in there, my friends think it's funny 'cause it's so random and stupid! XD

 

[oni flygon]

A man goes grocery shopping and once he's in the counter, the cashier stops him.

"You're single, huh?"

"Yes," the man replied in confusion. "How did you know?"

"Because you're ugly!"

I ... never got it...

I found that in the "rejected" pile of Reader's Digest's "Laughter, the Best Medicine"

 

[Random Plushie]

Q: Whaddaya call a sad strawberry?

A: A blueberry!


Actually.. My friend read that out of some joke book.

Everybody laughed just because it was so lame.. XD

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

These are one of mine. I like doing these strange "LOOK THERE" jokes to people.

Hey! Look up there!
Look up there into that tree!!
See it? Well look very closely!!
VERY CLOSELY!!
If you've been looking close enough, you'll see...
That the tree's full of leaves! *cue maniacal laughter*

 

[Eon-Rider]

Why did did the boy climb the roof? To get the sausage!

That's one my friend's brother says...

 

[Shiny Meganium]

Probably one of the oldest and strangest jokes:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Hahahahaha (fake laugh). Not funny.

 

[Suki]

Mine is one of my friends told me:

A frog went to the librarian ( a chicken) and wanted a book. The chicken gave him one and said ' Have you read this book?' and the frog went 'Ribbit Ribbit'
lol...lamo

well i got another one, yes im full of them:

I just flew in from New York!
Wow i bet your arms are tired


lol!!!!

 

[Linoone]

here' tha lamest one: What's the holy water's formula? H2God......-_-*faints*

 

[Makoto]

wow... these are so lame, they're funny! I heard this once...

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
"I'm bacon!"

That one's probably just the right mix of lameness and nonlameness so if it were just a little lamer, it'd be lame enough to be funny.....

 

[nadan the water queen]

I love lame jokes. They're a hell of alot funnier than other jokes. Just because they're so dumb. I have one: A guy walks into a bar. What does he say?

A: Ouch.

 

[Mayl]

Here's another weird joke and it's pokemon related!!

Q: How do you put a thousand pikachu's on a train?

A: You pokemon!

Get it? lolz. *pokes* hehe.

- KSP

 

[Tsugaru]

here is the lamest iv heard

Wanna hear a corny joke?
Melie

i was like-_-'

 

[Dragonite Tamer]

Q:What does a man where on his big feet?
A:Big shoes/socks
They have to give you an answer and you say the one they didn't say-_-'

 

[Cherrim]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I knocked!

Get it? Doris locked, door's locked...=D

...yeah, I was watching preschooler's television one day last week when I was home ill and they said that joke. I thought it was pretty bad. <_< Since someone else posted a Pok?mon-related one, I'll post another.

Q: Why don't you take a bath near a Pok?mon?
A: Because he might Pikachu!

...I remember when Pok?mon was really big, I was at some sort of fundraiser and they were trying to pump some enthusiasm into the crowd. They tried to use that joke--being 8-years-old at the time...it worked. XD;

 

[John Denver]

What do you get when you mix Country and Rap?










































Crap...

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

thats not lame its hilarious xD
1: knock knock
2: who's there?
1: woo
2: woo who?
1: dont sound so happy seeing me.....
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[viridian doubletongue]

What's black & white & red all over?











A penguin with sunburn.