The Bad Advice Game

[Tyrantrum]

Try jumping off a cliff! ASAP!!! :O

My computer crashed! D:

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

Er...smash it with a hammer. The Computer first, if that does not work try the monitor. If the screen breaks you are on the right track. Find all the wires you can, bundle them together and lick away.

My pencil has been worn down... what should I do?

 

[Vrai]

Throw it out the window, and make sure that it's pretty busted (get a few sledgehammers if you need to). Then try it again. :D Lostt, you beat me to it.. :P

Err, you should try writing with the eraser end. If that doesn't work, then you should try to write with a cheeseburger. It works for me, and it makes the paper semi-edible! :D

Problem: I'm on the run from the police for throwing roadkill at random people in a Wal-Mart.

 

[moments.]

Tell the Police calmly that the 'roadkill' leapt out of your arms into the other peoples faces.

I have an itch.

 

[wwexkent]

scrape it off with a sander

im an insomniac with no life

 

[moments.]

Buy a life off the blackmarket and pretend you sleep.

I don't know whether to buy an album of iTunes or the actual album..

 

[Capt. Couch]

Buy either, and eat the CD or the hard drive (depending on how you got it). That way, the music will become a part of you and never leave you until it passes through your gastrointestinal tract.

I need a better graphics card for my PC.

 

[Her]

Draw one on MS Paint.

I need a iPod.

 

[Åzurε]

Get a Zune. XD

I have a stalker.

 

[Lash]

Invite him to your house.

My friend is a douche.

 

[evilishan]

Hit him with a hammer, it'll fix it

I ordered 4*DS consoles by mistake, costing me about $210 extra.

 

[Lash]

Hit those with hammers and sell them for expensive prices.

I'm scared of the closet.

 

[moon]

Click my dragon, and it will come and eat the closet.

I should go to school, but I'm so cold and tired.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Go to school in your bathing suit.

I have writer's block.

 

[Lash]

Kill the block with bricks.

I don't know how to change a light bulb.

 

[Capt. Couch]

Yank the fixture out of the wall and eat it.

I am finding myself entertained by the blinking of the text cursor.

 

[moments.]

Get a video projector and make a stand which sits over your head and shines the flashing text cursor into your eyes.

I have a cold.

 

[Lash]

Then set yourself on fire.

My teachers are all retarded.

 

[PokemonMichael]

tell them to do the homework
my girlfriends annoyed at me

 

[moments.]

Annoy her to compensate.

I have nothing to do.