The BEST Pokémon

[Squirrel]

New game time! It's a simple game - essentially the first poster defines a quality, then the second poster states which Pokémon they believe is the best at that quality (reasons help!), before stating their own quality for the next poster. Here's a working example:

OzzyIsPro: I'll start by simply asking for the most powerful Pokémon!
SandshreRulez101: Well I think that has to be Slaking, because his Attack is incredibly high - now tell me the most beautiful Pokémon?
HiMomImOnTV: Milotic, beauty is in its very essence and it just shines elegance! Now what is the most secretive Pokémon?
HerpyDerpy: It'd be the ninja Pokémon, Ninjask! He practically lives in the shadows. Cutest Pokémon?

Like I said there's not much to it, so hopefully there shouldn't be many problems! :D

I'll start; tell me the cutest Pokémon!

 

[TaichiWind]

Skitty. No seriously. It's a tiny pink cat. That has to be the EPITOME of cuteness.

I'd like to see the manliest Pokémon.

 

[Sandshrew4]

Machoke, it's all manly and stuff.
Craziest pokemon?

 

[Squirrel]

Craziest Pokémon has to be Spinda - what other Pokémon would spend its day running around in circles? XD

Tell me the most boring Pokémon!

 

[Sandshrew4]

Slaking. Really really boring.
How bout the most sinister pokemon?

 

[Dangelitus]

Sableye ... for their mysterious eyes.

Tell me what is the most human pokemon

 

[TaichiWind]

Probably Sawk. It's the closest to a human concerning physiology, and seems smart enough to me to even be integrated into society.

Give me your most boring design Pokémon.

 

[Squirrel]

I think Rattata is a really boring Pokémon, it's so basic and bland :(

Give me the most venomous Pokémon!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Seviper, that's a freaking snake!

Now for the most insane Pokemon!

 

[Sandshrew4]

Vigoroth. The thing is nuts.
Most majestic pokemon.

 

[Squirrel]

Majestic? I think that fits Cresselia perfectly; that thing is just made to be beautiful and majestic <3

Now find the most hateful Pokémon ;o

 

[Sandshrew4]

Banette for sure. The thing came to life from spite.
Most mysterious pokemon?

 

[TaichiWind]

I'd say Deoxys? I mean, the only thing known for certain about that guy (by the Dexter at least) is that he came from space and that he exists.

How about the most derpy 'Mon?

 

[Squirrel]

Is there any contest? It's without a doubt, Bidoof!

Come on, this just screams 'HURR DERRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP :BBBBB'

I'd like to know the most intelligent Pokémon :D

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Hard one. Ninetales, Alakazam, Slowking and Lapras all get mentions of their intelligence, if I recall correctly. Ninetales seems the most.. Stereotypically smart. So I'll say Ninetales.

The most flexible Pokemon?

 

[DarkEmeraldRarity]

Ditto lol it has the limber ability

Most scary pokemon?

 

[Squirrel]

Spiritomb, that thing is absolutely terrifying it gives me nightmares XD

What's the most annoying Pokémon?

 

[Adam Levine]

Psyduck. It's randomly annoying sometimes.
The most explosive Pokemon?(P.S. this one is really obvious)

 

[Squirrel]

ELECTROOODDDDEEEEEEE <3 That thing is quite literally build to explode!

What's the most adorable Pokémon?

 

[jrevm30]

That would be Mincinno/Cincinno.

Deadliest Pokemon?