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The word "ferret" means "little thief" in Latin. This is an omen. Your living quarters are about to be reduced to an endless series of ferret hidey-holes that conceal smuggled goodies like your smelly socks, car keys, pencil erasers, underwear and ferret poop balls. So if your way-too-orderly life needs a giant dose of disorder, then a ferret is the perfect pet for you. Here's how to do it.
First and foremost, a ferret owner needs a sense of humor so that when the little rascal discovers that toilet paper is a great, toy you're more likely to say, "Aw, how cute! He destroyed my bathroom!" than to say, "Die, furball!" So here are a few questions you can ask yourself before bringing the little terror in the pet store window into your home.