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Yuna

bored out of my mind....
  • 97
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    100marios said:
    *get's out from under the tree like a zombie and makes scary noises while wiggling arms*
    Boo!! I....am...the...king of the..soulless idiots!
    *continues to make scary sounds while repeatily runs into fallen tree*
    Boo!! Give me my soul back!! Under the order and authority of the great "Knower of Nothing" I demand you give me my soul back!
    *struggles and runs into Yuna, making her drop the souls*
    Ah! My ssssoul!!
    *runs and falls face first into the ground on my soul*
    I....have....the pow-.....no forget I said that.
    *Flips back up*
    Hahahahahahahaha! Nothing can stop me now!
    *feels someone breathing on him and turns around to see the lint monster biting Sapphire Latios*
    ......I am your master! Obey me! Who took you out of that pocket! Who set you free!
    *the lint monster looks at him angrily while continuing to bite SL*
    .........*twitch*....Well! Time to start running in fear again!
    *dashes off*

    GIMMI MY SOULS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i don't wanna have to go ALL the 96 souls back.*grumbles to self as she sets off to find the souls*@#@##@%%#%@
     

    Yuna

    bored out of my mind....
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    *steal's sapphire's soul*YAYY!My 97!^-^

    HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!*hops in dressed as a lil pink bunny*what? :surprised It's not easter?! danggit >P *hops of,climbs a tree,and starts crying* :'( I WANNA SEE THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT MY CHOCOLATE RABBIT!!!!

    chocolate rabbit?NO!!!!!!!!!!!I'M A CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    no! I have no soul! ahk...*sits down* eh..oh well. I'll just wait till later on as i wait for scott..--__-- ..i is bored very bored
    I inherit two millenion..pink shirts! muhhahaaaa
    0-0 I got that from somwhere..
     

    Phantom Angel

    aka Dark Heaven
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    • Age 35
    • Seen May 30, 2004
    Sapphire said:
    You cant kill him! grr I'll kill you! you cant hurt scott! Your not a very nice person! *goes into a corner and cries*
    Do you think that gun can harm me?!? XD
    *eat the gun*
    *BURP!!!*
    Yummy.
    *eat Scott*
    Butter Scott! XD
     

    Phantom Angel

    aka Dark Heaven
  • 1,140
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    • Age 35
    • Seen May 30, 2004
    Sapphire said:
    Stop being so mean Phantom! my sister wont stop playing pokemon channel..its soo annoying!
    Mean?!? I trying to be funny.:badsmile:
    *eat Ally*
    *follow with cheese and coke*
     

    Yuna

    bored out of my mind....
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    Read this and really think about it. Picture everything in your head.
    Your never know when something like this might happen.


    It's Friday night and you are driving your car.




    (What kind of car are you driving?)


    (YOU ARE THE DRIVER!!!)





    You can only have FOUR other people
    in the car with you.

    (Who is in the car with you?)




    As you drive, you and your friends
    start chillin to some music.

    (What song are you all listening to?)




    So, there you are chillin to some music
    with four other people








    all of a sudden this crazy driver hits
    you in the back!









    You are flying down the road out of control.









    You hit a speed bump and the car flips and lands upside-down in the grass beside the road.









    You lay there crying because
    you are in so much pain










    You hear nothing but silence.










    silence










    silence









    Silence.












    You try to yell out to your friends,
    but you are in so much pain and shock
    the words won't come out.










    You lay there for about 2 minutes,
    but to you it seems like 60 minutes.










    You finally hear something.










    You hear the ambulance and you
    have never felt more relieved.










    You lay there, still in the car, thinking about your

    family,

    friends,

    School,

    past holidays,

    old friends,

    old lovers










    You start to pray for the other people in
    the car and for yourself.










    The paramedics get you out of the car,
    put you on a stretcher, and then
    into the ambulance.










    you see nothing and hear nothing
    but a void....you are alone










    You don't get a chance to see the other
    people that were in the car with you










    As they drive to the hospital,
    you pray and think to yourself










    "Am I going to die?"











    Where are my friends?










    Are they okay?










    What's going to happen to me.......?










    Did you die or not?










    What happened to your friends that
    were in the car with you......?










    They ALL died.










    All of the other people in the car died.












    They are gone.












    You'll never get to see them again.












    As for you.....













    You died too.












    Wait you were just imagining....right ?












    But what if it were real?


    What if it really happened to you?












    Think about it....












    That car was the LAST car you
    were EVER in with your friends.












    Those four people were the
    LAST people you EVER saw.












    Did you pick the four people in the
    car with you wisely...












    or do you wish that someone else
    was in the car with you?












    The song you were chillin to was the
    LAST song you EVER heard.












    Don't you wish you could have had the chance to
    tell everyone you loved them?













    Don't you wish you could have told your parents
    you loved them one last time?













    Don't you wish you could have
    kissed your boy/girlfriend one last time?











    Don't you wish you could have told
    your crush how much you loved them?












    Don't you wish you could hug your
    friends one last time?











    Don't you wish you had the chance
    to do all of those things?











    You still do.










    Send this email to everyone you love, hate,...










    friends, family, even enemies.








    Just send this to everyone you know.









    This really didn't happen to you.










    But, pray for all of the people that it DID happen to










    AND remember this quote:
    "Live every day to its fullest......"











    and when someone says that they love you,










    know the meaning of it








    And mean
    it when you say it too.





    Send this to every one you care about before you lose you chance. If you don't send this on and just delete it all it means is that your cold hearted and emotionless.
    Tell someone that you care.

    i got this as an e-mail
     
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