The Daily Chit-Chat, Chat-Chit, Chit-Chit, Chot-Chut Choot Shoot Chute Thread

[Palkia]

Same here. I have almost nothing in, not even bread. :(

 

[vaporeon7]

Draw a picture of food and eat that.

 

[vaporeon7]

Everything in my house involves heating up or defrosting or some sort of preparing and I'm too lazy for that.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

I hate Strawberries. Just something about them set them off with me.

 

[Dr.Kotov]

hm...

Eating paper isn't my thing, so no. :( Paper food just isn't the same.

Eating paper?
I don't know about that, but I enjoy tearing bits of paper in class and chewing them in my mouth.. Just a habit I suppose.
If I can't chew gum, paper it is then; time to troll the teacher.

 

[vaporeon7]

I eat paper when I don't want people to see what is on it. I do it at school when the teacher demands to read a secret note.

 

[Meganium]

I hate Strawberries. Just something about them set them off with me.

I love strawberries. .___. They're one of my favorite fruits.

Drawing food on paper sounds like a bad idea. Though like Dr. Kotov said, it's a good alternative to chewing gum, but without the yummy flavor.

 

[Alternative]

Why would you eat paper to refuse to give someone a secret note? Wouldn't it be better to eat a phone to hide a secret text from someone? You get the nice flavour of electricity and the crunch of something super crunchy.

 

[vaporeon7]

I wonder if those fruit scented markers taste any good?

I like strawberries too, I don't like strawberry scented stuff though.

 

[Binary]

I heard that even smelling board markers kinda gets you high. .___.; Probably some stupid rumour, but not something I would ever try. ><;

Well, the ink used in board markers do contain some pretty awesome chemicals, so that could be a pretty true statement. But you'd probably need to take in a lot of it. I've never done anything like that, so yeah.. :/

 

[Alternative]

Why would you want to smell textas?
I don't mind the smell of the petrol stations. It's weird, but it gives that weird sensation that it's not a bad smell, if you know what I mean.

 

[Impo]

...I find the smell of tobacco nauseating yet ... good.
Oddly I'm seasonally athsmatic

 

[Alternative]

To smell it I can't see anything going wrong, aesthetically, but taking huge whiffs of it can be lethal as far as I know. I know someone who died because of trying to get high that way.

 

[vaporeon7]

Smelling petrol releases pleasure hormones and then gets rid of them or something. That's what I heard anyway.

 

[Impo]

I reckon I could get high off smelling permanent textas.

 

[Alternative]

Why waste your time trying to get high from textas and petrol when you could waste your time getting high on a ladder. Just get a really big one and climb as high as you can. Then if you have the ability to do so (context sensitive) and/or are a red squirrel, you could jump off and turn into an anvil so you don't hurt yourself.

 

[Sweet Candace]

I went to go take my permit test today. Turns out they won't accept cash, only checks/money orders. So my dad has to go all the way back to the post office by my house (turns out he could've gone to the supermarket right down the road and get a money order.)

Then when he finally comes back, turns out I need to have a doctor's visit to even take my permit test!

Yeah, my dad wasn't too happy leaving. (I never even go my permit because my parents just couldn't afford insurance on 4 cars.)

 

[Alternative]

Okay, seriously, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Here all you have to do is go, wait for x amount of time, pay to take the test, take it and leave when you're done. If you get your permit, then yay, if not, then try again another time.

You also need like, some proof of stuff. So basically, you need proof of your age, your existance, and your address.

 

[Shiny]

Alternative, it may vary upon country. I live in Australia too, but other countries might have it varying.

 

[Sweet Candace]

Okay, seriously, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Here all you have to do is go, wait for x amount of time, pay to take the test, take it and leave when you're done. If you get your permit, then yay, if not, then try again another time.

You also need like, some proof of stuff. So basically, you need proof of your age, your existance, and your address.

If was unable to pass my permit test, I would've had to take it next Thursday or Saturday.

Now, I have to get a doctor's appointment, get that done with, and have to go take my test then.