The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[PageEmp]

...a wierd region. You teo meet a Bellsprout security guard who asks you guys to show particulars, but SO decided to wing attack him and move on. You 2 then see, what? Animal abuse! That's right, you meet some dude who looks EXCATLY like you, and he apparently seems to be beating up... Something that isn't a person. It is a creature or an animal. It was a...

(In case you are wondering plot redundancy doesn't matter in this game, sorry if you weren't doing that, though better safe than sorry.)

 

[Lycanthropy]

...Houndoom with three heads! The strange Pokémon seemed to be guarding...

 

[ジュナイパー]

...the Philosopher's Stone! Harry Potter Reference! You decide to fight it, but all your Pokemon mysteriously fainted; and Super Oak is no where to be found! Luckily, you have that mystery Pokemon that was mentioned earlier. You send it out. It's a...

 

[LilyGardy]

...Lilligant. Before you can worry about the type disadvantage the Flowering Pokemon puts the Houndoom to sleep so you can get the Philosophers Stone which is actually...

 

[PageEmp]

...a Registeel!? Wat? But then it approached to run away into a place called 'animal abuse town'. You get copelled and walk into the town, an to your horror, you saw the Registeel...

 

[ジュナイパー]

...do the Harlem Shake. You've always wanted a dancing Registeel (odd dream; I know), so you decide to catch it. You send out...

 

[PageEmp]

...a ball, which.... Misses the dancing metal thing. You nearly tried to run away, but thankfully, SO came back! With... You damn rival. Then, you all see what your problem was so everybody decided to...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...make a phone call with the Old Man from Viridian City so that he can explain how to catch Pokémon. After ten minutes of boring basic knowledge, he advises you to...

 

[PageEmp]

...Burn every single copy of Black 2 that exists, and that will cause the metalluc legend to find appreciation for you. You, SO, and the rival do that, and then the Registeel...

 

[LilyGardy]

...lets out a roar of Rage as he is now unable to play White 2 in Challenge Mode. Sensing a problem Super Oak reasons with the Metallic Pokémon by...

 

[ジュナイパー]

...burning every single copy of White 2, and pretending that the games never existed. The Registeel (strangely) buys it and stops rampaging, but your rival messes it up by...

 

[LilyGardy]

...saying he is going to face Brycen in the PWT. Registeel is furious again as he can't play the PWT now. Oak tries to remedy this by speedily programming the game 'Grey 2' but the Registeel is still angry because...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...Kyurem is still the mascot Pokémon and not the grey Registeel himself. When it finds out the game doesn't even contain Registeel, it...

 

[LilyGardy]

...makes a hollow grinding noise. Worried about Registeel Oak magically reproduces all the Black 2 and White 2 cartridges which are identical to the games you know but Registeel now plays a major role in the story. This awakens the Steel Golem then...

 

[ジュナイパー]

...you, your rival, and Super Oak are warped to a hot desert. You see a huge mound of rocks...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...that is shaped as a Wailord. On closer inspection, you find...

 

[PageEmp]

...That Super Oak got zapped by the rock whale's eyes, and he turns into paper. Your rival suddenly looks at you and hime self; you both started FADING. You two need to...

 

[LilyGardy]

...locate Oak's New Lab Coat which is somewhere on the island. However this is a Couples only resort so you must impersonate a young couple. To your chagrin you are the girl you then...

 

[PageEmp]

...suddenly find you two are in.. A SHOPPING MALL!? You have no idea how that happened but then you suddenly see a family. You and your rival approached them and you...

 

[LilyGardy]

...are complimented about how your hair looks by the family. You look around and realise in horror you are now a girl and look identical to a Beauty Trainer, your Rival looks the same as always and you respond by...