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The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

khaozz

khaozz

Peace sells, but who's buying?
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    ...destroys the Pidgeot's body, which results in him getting godlike powers like the Ralts said he would. Now calling himself Mega Super Oak, he thanks the Ralts by giving her some pizza. Ralts decides to share the pizza with everyone. As everyone is eating, your rival asks...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

    The Flowering Pokemon
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    ...what his Grandfather's name is. You realise in horror that you don't know Oak's first name and as Mega Oak you are unsure if you should ask him. You ask his wife Skyla who says...
     
    Meadow

    Meadow

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    ...you can buy that information in Unova for 2,000,000,000 PokéDollars! You decide to...


    Witari S.N.C. PageEmperor said:
    ...Bardothren the forum user.
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    Hi, please remember not to add forum users as characters here, especially if they're gonna get beaten up like that. Thanks!

    For now, I've replaced all mentions of that user with Youngster Joey instead.
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

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    ...He shares the same name as his grandson! Yikes! But he didn't want to tell you more than that. Soon, you all finished eating, and so headed off into the next area. Soon you all arrived at...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

    The Flowering Pokemon
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    ...Oak's Lab. However to everyone's horror Oak's Aide are on strike and Oak's favourite Lab Coat has not been cleaned. The Professor responds to this by...
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

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    ...Bursting into tears :'(. However, that wasn't important. What was important was that you saw a terribly HIDEOUS looking thing. You had no idea what it was, and worrying that he would possibly drain Oak's new powers, you immediately told everyone to hide him and lock him up in a toilet cubical. They did as you told, and now you came face to face with that ugly menace. You took out your dex, which immediately identified what the horrifically fugly was. The fugly shit was a...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

    The Flowering Pokemon
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    ...Garbodar, the trash heap Pokémon, the evolved form of Trubbish. This Pokémon is native to Unova. Before you could comprehend what this giant Pokemon was doing in Kanto, it exploded. The culprit was Sabrina's Alakazam. However Oak still was hiding as Sabrina informed everyone...
     
    khaozz

    khaozz

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    ...that she was pregnant. Afterwards, she then claimed that the father is...
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

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    ...You have to go to the hospital immediately, because she has to give birth. Sooner or later, everyone hits the place and turns out the newborn is... Not a person!? But rater, it was a baby...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

    The Flowering Pokemon
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    ...sentient Sabrina Doll. Recalling how creepy a similar doll was in a cartoon you saw a while back you tell the mother of your child that...
     
    khaozz

    khaozz

    Peace sells, but who's buying?
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    ...you would like to have some more right now. Sabrina, her face all red, mumbled "Not now. Maybe later." You became bored, so you decided to take Oak, Daisy, and your Rival to...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

    The Flowering Pokemon
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    ...a store selling fine suits. Oak informs you that since you and Sabrina have had a child together you must marry her under Kanto Law. You reluctantly but cheerfully agree and touchingly ask Oak to be Best Man. However he must be in Super Form. The Professor agrees on both counts, Daisy is pleased at hearing such news and...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

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    ...as Oak announced he was the only one who had the authority to conduct the wedding meaning your Rival had to (reluctantly) serve as your best man. Sabrina (Wearing some form of white ballroom dress) Teleported in to stand with you as Sandshrew was the Ring Bearer. As Sabrina said her vows...
     
    khaozz

    khaozz

    Peace sells, but who's buying?
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    ...her Alakazam started to cry tears of joy. Seeing this, everyone else began to cry happily as well, including the Sandshrew. He was starting to get weakened by his own watery tears, but he was too happy to care, and it didn't hurt that much. After that...
     
    PageEmp

    PageEmp

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    ...You heard a noise. A horrifying one even. As you opened your eyes, you suddenly saw G0!d! He put out a gun and he instantly smacked Oak with it. You all started dancing whilst G0!d proceeded to demolish the entire cremony. You immediately decided to fight him, and so summoned your Sceptile, and he used Jolteon. Sceptile crushed the speedy fox with Leaf blade, and so his next mon was a Cradily. You summoned Raichu thinking this would be an easy match thanks to Iron tail, but hax happened and your electric mouse fell as soon as he was sent out. In rage, you threw...
     
    LilyGardy

    LilyGardy

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    ...nothing as Raichu hung on with his Focus Sash. The Electric Mouse one hit Koed Cradily with Iron Tail and the intruder was tossed out. Oak snapped his fingers as a book appeared for you and Sabrina to sign to confirm the nuptials as you did cheers were heard at the happy event. As uncontrollable dancing broke out among the guests Sabrina said you were going to honeymoon in...
     
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