The Gender Race v4.0 - [Emperors vs. Empresses]

[Adam Levine]

387
Sneasel: Now the Siamese Twins are gone. Now I can finally enjoy my milkshake!
Haxorus: I got pizza!
Sneasel: Don't you have anyone else to serve?
Haxorus: Skyla was creepy.
Skyla and Luvley: WE'RE BACK!
Sneasel: Not again, Luvley...

 

[Sanguine]

388

Thanks angelomanalo, you're keeping me amused :3

 

[Adam Levine]

387
Haxorus: Who wants pizza?
Sky: *runs through the neighborhood* Not like this! Not like this!
Deadlox: *stomps like a giant through the neighborhood* COME TO YOUR DOOM!
Skyla, Luvley, Sneasel: and Haxorus: *poker face*

 

[Khoshi]

386

Add 3 to the number we're at right now, you get my current post count n.n

 

[Adam Levine]

385
Sneasel: Y U NO JOIN IN THE CONVERSATION?!
Sonic: Uhh...*Partick's way*
Haxorus: *holds laser gun, and then fires at Classic Sonic*

 

[TY]

384

Rhydon: I have no idea whats happening here
Magikarp: Cain i have some pizza?
Rhydon: NO!
Me: not this again... my food must be poisoned

 

[Adam Levine]

383
Me: I thought ShadowExcadrill exploded!
Sneasel: Yeah, but then he recovered!
Deadlox: NOW I HAVE CORNERED YOU, SKY!!!
Sky: I'LL DOWNLOAD A MOD TO KILL YOU!!!
Meanwhile at the Fungeon...
Escavalier: Somebody...anybody...please let me out!!!
Judge: No way, hosey!
Later...
Magikarp: Y can't I haz pizza? *makes cute face*
Haxorus: *slaps Magikarp*
Rhydon: *finishes apple juice* Oh sorry did you want some?
Sneasel: Servant, make me more milkshakes!
Me: Grr...

 

[TY]

382

Me: Looks like the boys win
Skyla: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Me: Ah for gods sake...
Rhydon: Someone is in trouble
Magikarp: Please gimme some pizza
Haxorus: *punches Magikarp*

 

[Adam Levine]

381
Sneasel: How's it going, Drifloon?
Drifloon: Not...waaaaaaahhh!!! *floats to the ozone layer, then gets popped by a Rayquaza, turning it to Shadow Rayquaza*
Sneasel: Why'd I even hire him?
Shadow Rayquaza: *fires at many people*
Sneasel: *runs from Shadow Rayquaza* Hey, dude-
Me: *listens to music while jogging*
Sneasel: *snatches MP3 Player*
Me: Hey!
Sneasel: Look dude, if we don't make it, I just wanna say...
Me: What?
Sneasel: Can you still make me spaghetti?
Me: NO!!!
Sneasel: OK then...
Me and Sneasel, being sucked into Shadow Rayquaza's mouth: Waaaahhh!!!
Meanwhile at the Fungeon...
Escavalier: This was not as fun as it sounded.

 

[TY]

380

Narrator: And so everyone got sucked into Shadow Rayquaza and-
Me: *shoots Narrator*
Narrator: *dying sounds*
Rhydon: Ehhhhm was this even necisairy?
Me: I dunno

 

[Adam Levine]

379
Haxorus: *slashes SRayquaza's insides, but has no effect* Shoot this. *Grabs laser gun and kills SRayquaza*
SEayquaza: Groooo....*disappears into ashes*
Sneasel: Just make me spaghetti.
Me: Fine. *walks back home*
Sky: I killed him!
Haxorus: *screams like Homer Simpson, and shoots Sky with a laser gun* Phew...
Sneasel: You know you just killed a Minecrafter.
Haxorus: Noooooooooo!!!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6804752
Escavalier: So you're here too, eh...
MePhone4: *pops out of nowhere* And SExcadrill, you need to LURNE HAO TOO CSPEL.

 

[TY]

378

Me: *throws MePhone4 into a pool of acid*
My English is sometimes terrible stupid phone
Rhydon: Sometimes?
Skyla: Its more like often :P
Me: *sigh*

 

[Adam Levine]

Toilet: Mr. Phone, I brought you the uhh color of- *looks at MePhone4 in a pool of acid*
I'm going to rescue you, Mr. Phone!
MePhone4: *regenerates* It's MePhone! *faints again*
Toilet: Hang on tight, Mr. Pho- oh wait I have no arms.
At least we have this HPRC!
Pencil: Hey! We stole that thing first!
Haxorus: *shoots laser at Pencil*
Match: *comes out of supervan* OMG, you did not just-
Haxorus: *shoots laser at Match*

 

[TY]

376

Metapod: Angelo didnt count!!!
Rhydon: Oh god he's complaining again... Who wants a fresh roasted Metapod
Metapod: huh?
Rhydon: You are going on the BBQ hehe
Metapod: Waaaah *slowly runs*

 

[Adam Levine]

375
Me: Sorry for not counting. And blame MePhone4 for eating all of Sneasel's spaghetti!
Sneasel: SERVANT, I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!
Me: Jeez.

 

[TY]

374

Rhydon: Promises are just like hearts~ Always getting broken, shatterd and ripped up and torn apart. If you show me your scars, ill show you mine... Kiss the lain away, and kill some time~
Everyone else: O.O
Rhydon: What?

 

[Adam Levine]

373
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6804759
Sneasel: You heard the man, I mean Phoenix.
Me: Here's your spaghetti...
Sneasel: *eats* Wait a minute, this is cold! Go get me a new one!
Raichu: Hey, that was my line!!!
Sneasel: Not anymore! Mwahahahahaha!!!

 

[TY]

372

I wanna play Borderlands 2 badly now
Rhydon: And abandoning us?
Me: ...

 

[Adam Levine]

371
Sneasel: Time for a nighty-night!
Me: Phew...
Sneasel: But what about a midnight snack?
Me: It's 9:00 pm!
Sneasel: Wha- oh. How about a night snack?
Me: Sure okay.

371
Sneasel: Time for a nighty-night!
Me: Phew...
Sneasel: But what about a midnight snack?
Me: It's 9:00 pm!
Sneasel: Wha- oh. How about a night snack?
Me: Sure okay.

371
Sneasel: Time for a nighty-night!
Me: Phew...
Sneasel: But what about a midnight snack?
Me: It's 9:00 pm!
Sneasel: Wha- oh. How about a night snack?
Me: Sure okay.

371
Sneasel: Time for a nighty-night!
Me: Phew...
Sneasel: But what about a midnight snack?
Me: It's 9:00 pm!
Sneasel: Wha- oh. How about a night snack?
Me: Sure okay.

 

[TY]

370

Ill keep counting down then :P