Dear Mark,
I hope you have been well, I'm sorry about what happened between us but Bullet Punch was a rebirth for me. Sadly I realised that I am, in fact, way out of your league. I'm glad that you have found someone new though, Masquerain compliments you perfectly. You both have that 50% weakness to "the rocks." But I hope that together you guys have overcome your drinking problems. Masquerain will just have to accept that it's not a water type anymore.
Say hi to your family for me, they really helped me with alot, if it wasn't for them I might just be another Baton Passer. If you're wondering how I am, I'm good. Life at the top is not as lonely as they say, in fact everyone just wants a piece of you. I have also found someone new, Heatran and I compliment each other so well but I will understand if you...well if you can't. (Understand that is, since I know you struggle with your comprehension)
In conclusion, Togekiss and I were at the mall the other day shopping for tms. We came to the conclusion that Sky Attack really is a useless move. It's like a flying type Hyper Beam with less Base Power and Accuracy. Either way, we've replaced it with Rock Smash. It's 50% chance of lowering defense is at least semi-useful.
Again I hope you are doing well, I must end this letter here, Forretress, Heracross, Ninjask and I are going to quite the prestigious party. OU's only.
Sincerely,
The Best Bug Type AND Most Used Pokemon in OU
Scizor
:)