The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game [Revived]

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

At the request of TheSmartOne, I revived this little gem:

The "Hit A Member With Anything" Game

It's simple to play. Just knock the crap out of anyone with anything. Naturally, those who would take offense to such behavior are encouraged to stay far, far away.

Now then... -hoists up a sledgehammer- Who wants to play?

 

[Aquacorde]

I shall play, of course. *hits Garouga with her cuteness hammer*

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

-hits Savannah with a real hammer- That was for making me do stuff.

 

[Maraala]

*hits Anna-chan with Sammy's hand*

Haha!

 

[Aquacorde]

*hits Joe with guilt hammer*

*hits Dev with Rin*

 

[Haunted House of Onyx]

I hit you all with NUCLEAR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:])

 

[Aquacorde]

*hist HHoO and nuclear weapons with freeze ray*

Hah, I neutralized them all~

 

[Haunted House of Onyx]

Hmmm, no WONDER you're known as the Smart One... Anyway,


IMMA THROWIN' PORCUPINES AND MAPLE WALNUT ICE CREAM!

 

[Aquacorde]

*dodges porcupines in favor of catching and eating the ice cream*

Thank you, but that will not prevent me from hitting you in the kneecap with a softball bat.

 

[Haunted House of Onyx]

It will if I'm wearing a SUIT OF ARMOR...




OH NO! I LEFT IT BACK AT THE *get's my kneecap cracked in two* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Try and dodge my SHOOP DA' WHOOP!

 

[Aquacorde]

What the... *gets hit in the face*

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE GYM SOCKS

*hits HHoO with a basketball*

 

[Haunted House of Onyx]

*Catches the ball and tries to slam dunk. Once he slammed it in, the ball ricoceted off my head*

Ow!

Throws a cast-iron teapot at TheSmartOne

 

[Aquacorde]

*gets hit in the head*

*falls unconscious, but not before throwing a heat-seeking hedgehog at HHoO*

 

[Haunted House of Onyx]

AHH! Sonic! Why art thou foresaken me!?

*After being mauled by the hedgehog, I walked up to Smartone's unconcious body and dropped a bucket of venomous snakes and walks away, whistlin'*

 

[Aquacorde]

*wakes up to find fake poisonous snakes*
I think you mixed up your buckets.

*drives a steamroller over HHoO*

 

[Massacre.]

But I wasn't in the way...

CHAINSAW BAYONET..., survive it. try.

 

[Aquacorde]

*throws bucket of tar onto Massacre and his chainsaw bayonet*

Good luck doing anything~

 

[King Gumball]

Hits the Smart One on the head with a brick!

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

Hey, that's the chick I profess my love to! -knocks Gumball on the head with my sledgehammer-

 

[butterbiscuit]

AXE HO!
-whacks Garouga with axe-