You guys have come to yo mamma jokes. If so,i'm posting some:
Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it
Yo momma's so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo mamma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at
a time please.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
And regular jokes:
There is a mirror that if you tell it a lie you are sucked into the mirror but if you
tell the truth you are given money. A brunette walks up to the mirror and says,
"I think I am the tallest person in the world," and shazam she is sucked into the mirror.
A few minutes later a ginger haired person walks up to the mirror and says,
"I think I am the fattest person in the world," and shazam she is sucked into the mirror.
The next day a blonde walks up to the mirror. She stares deep into it and says, "I think,"
and shazam...
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across
the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over
the place.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of
the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to
his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and
pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it.
There may not be an Easter because of me. What shouldI do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk,
and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the
entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and
candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter
Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned,
waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!
The man was astonished.He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?
What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turned the can around so that
the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair.
Adds permanent wave.
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three
wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a
one-wish genie. So .. what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map?
I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to
love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have
been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years ...
I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said , "Well, I've never been able to find the right man.
You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,
is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful. That is what I wish for . . a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the Stupid map again."