-Mirror Move: Throw a mirror at opponent to give them 7 years of bad luck.
-Acid Armor: Drench your clothes in acid. As the acid slowly corrodes your garments and your skin, the two will eventually meld together to form a super-tough exoskeleton.
-Air Cutter: Grab the blade of a fan and chuck it at your opponent. Ninja-style.
-Ancient power: Run to Easter Island, Stonehedge, or the Pyramids, grab one of the giant stones, drag it all the back to the battlefeild, lift it up, and smack your opponent with it.
-Attract: Strip naked and pose. Only works if you're extremely good-looking.
-Flamethrower: If you can't guess it, you deserve to be torched by one.
-Wrap: Start spillin' da rhymes
-Volt Tackle: Wrap some live wires around yourself and start ramming into people. Make sure it's raining when you do so.
-Trick: What you do when your opponent doesn't give you treats on Halloween
-Toxic: Sing that Britney Spears song unitl your opponent goes raving mad
-Teeter Dance: Drink lots of alcohol, the rest will ensue.
-Splash: Cannonball off the 10-meter.
-Smog: Go to any sprawling metropolis.
-Scary Face: Take that paper bag off your head.
-Role Play: Hang out with the geeks, they'll assimilate you into their dark and twisted worlds soon enough...
-Magical Leaf: Hang out with the druggies, they'll assimilate you into their dark and twisted worlds soon enough...
-Rage: Pretend you're a heavy-metal rocker- or Mike Tyson.
-Howl: Smack your thumb with a hammer
-Mach Punch: Strap yourself to the nose of a fighter jet. Have one of your buddies fly it. Blast towards your foe at a screaming 1000-plus miles per hour while holding your fist out. Try to make contact without crashing.
-Explosion: Same as Mach Punch except with dynamite, nitroglycerine, gunpowder, gasoline, and making sure you do crash.
-Snatch: Go up behind a hot chick and- yoink!
-Outrage: How she'll react
-Extreme Speed: What you should be using after she calls her 300-pound boyfriend over
-Beat Up: What he'll do when you can't run fast enough